Vacant Title Match: Destroyer 6-3 vs Tic 6-4 {Tic wins}
 

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday, July 16th 2015 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 12, maximum of 18
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first

For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes

@Tic @Destroyer

Post a good pic @Destroyer

14.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2s61...8#.VaXEdFL3bv4

Old pic, but you've never seen it. I'm on the left.

http://imgur.com/LmBbTN0.jpg
greed saw ur pic, started doing backflips and yeah, it seems absurd...
but fuck a neck hole - that's a black hole, get too close, & hear Matthew McConaughey screaming 'MURPH!!!'
stop hangin w/dudes, find a girl with who to drink instead
& if ur lucky, by the end of the night, u may get more than just ur fingers wet
u look stiff as fuck man, slam that drink or find someone to fire it up
looks like u need about four bowls... to be moved into the sink and washed u untidy fuck
if a bitch even stepped in that place, it would be on her way to the back door
with so many pussies walking around, it's no surprise u got red spots on that floor
if he came out his shell, he'd get chicks, that's something that this geek should know
I mean I'm fucking livid that I already used a turtle club flip on muff a couple weeks ago
let's do the math, two dudes drinking together in a dorm, that can't be that fun...
u got a life alert bracelet on, too bad it couldn't remind you to go out and get one
I mean, I could write a book about how much that these two suck...
pic is like a Seuss rhyme, one chump, two chumps, red cup, blue cup...

@Tic

http://imgur.com/Iojtkru.jpg

I could be Flat out wrong, but I had 1 thing in mind when I typed this..
Idk what’s harder to find – Your disappearing hairline or your wife’s tits
And wow..the age gap between you is huuuuuge. Sex is prob rare for this guy..
They say If There’s Grass on the Field, Play Ball…you’d rather Sit Out & stare at the sky
& the way you Dress reflects mood, so no wonder you’re always pouting you bitch…
That shirt has you Depressed as fuck, but gives comfort knowing you can Snap Out of It quick
Dog..There’s no one in your Field of view, I’ve checked..plain as that
Now I’m pissed. I just wasted all morning trying to figure out who your Necks Waving at
Looks like you sit all day, ya Fitness levels have me double gone, dude
‘N it’s ironic how she Really Lean on your Body when you don’t have a single Muscle on you
Ya wife looks wheezy. The effects of that white pill, she’s probly in fear
You Drug her to the park & she’s Passed Out...Insert Bill Cosby meme here
Des used to be dope, but the way ya never go Full Circle got me laughin again
Your Eyebrow sums up ya career – We’re wonderin where the fuck the other half of it went

ya niggas bars stretched as fuck tho - like EVERY ONE too yo

opener was stretched as fuck & didn't like it
lol fingers wet was cool pic ref
4 bowls was a miss
spots on floor was cool pic ref
turtle club was a miss
life alrt had potential but you dropped the ball on that
closer was corny to me

damn des you pic battled out, bro? notthe usual self here. I think you dropped the ball on the ammo provided. your concept/pic references weren't up to par like they usually are.

vs

opener was good pic ref
play ball was ok but kind of mild - could have did more w/ that
snap out was a dece pic ref
neck waving was dope pic ref lol
lean was a good pic ref too
cosby was corny
eyebrows was a mild pic ref

damn, neck waving leaned me. especially when I actually looked at the pic to see what the fuck you was talkin bout. that was a dope pic ref - shit was tough

Tic got this - better pic ref

tic went in I cant lie

v/tic

Des, I liked the murph line lol, finger wet was aight, red dot and bracelet were just ok, the rest missed IMO

Tic, opener and follow up were cool, snap out of it LOTB, muscle and bill Cosby hit

Nice battle tic wins

Des

Opener was funny, a lil stretched but still cool
Fingers wet was cool
Red dot was ok lol

Tic

Opener was cool, play ball was ok, snap out was cool lol,neck waving made me laugh, lean on was cool , bill Cosby was nice too


Yeah I got tic pretty comfortably here just felt lije des didn't insult him as harshly.. Had some cool references but fell flat as far as impact n tic was pretty consistent throughout.. Good read


Vote tic

Des... you had some cool observations about the pic, but I felt most of the disses weren't necessarily heavy hitters - calling someone untidy is never gonna have dudes running away from the cypher holding their mouths. That being said, the Life Alert bracelet line might've been LOTB for me... loved it - even though others seem to be less impressed.

Tic - opener was fire.. case in point as to why you never post pics of your chick in a battle. Snap out of It line was clever as well... neck waving was on par with Des's "fingers wet" line.. good observations.

I'd say this battle lacked toughness and aggression. But Tic went in a little more, getting at Des... who had some cool concepts but just wasn't mean enough.

Vote -- Tic

I could be Flat out wrong, but I had 1 thing in mind when I typed this..
Idk what’s harder to find – Your disappearing hairline or your wife’s tits
And wow..the age gap between you is huuuuuge. Sex is prob rare for this guy..
They say If There’s Grass on the Field, Play Ball…you’d rather Sit Out & stare at the sky
& the way you Dress reflects mood, so no wonder you’re always pouting you bitch…
That shirt has you Depressed as fuck, but gives comfort knowing you can Snap Out of It quick
Des used to be dope, but the way ya never go Full Circle got me laughin again
Your Eyebrow sums up ya career – We’re wonderin where the fuck the other half of it went

vs

stop hangin w/dudes, find a girl with who to drink instead
& if ur lucky, by the end of the night, u may get more than just ur fingers wet
let's do the math, two dudes drinking together in a dorm, that can't be that fun...
u got a life alert bracelet on, too bad it couldn't remind you to go out and get one



Damn one just came with nothing but flamesss and unquoteables was still stronger than his opponents liked the fingers wet bar lmaoo but other than that Des got wrecked here v/Tic

untidy, red spots and life alert lines were bangers for des.. that closer, turtle club and opener hurt u tho, wasnt feelin em.. tic came out swingin.. he slowed down at the end a lil but the first 8 lines were killer and was def enough to take it

v tic

Destroyer

stop hangin w/dudes, find a girl with who to drink instead
& if ur lucky, by the end of the night, u may get more than just ur fingers wet
u look stiff as fuck man, slam that drink or find someone to fire it up
looks like u need about four bowls... to be moved into the sink and washed u untidy fuck
if a bitch even STEPPED in that place, it would be on her way to the back door
with so many pussies walking around, it's no surprise u got red spots on that floor

let's do the MATH, two dudes drinking together in a dorm, that can't be that fun...
u got a life alert bracelet on, too bad it couldn't remind you to go out and get one


Tic

I could be Flat out wrong, but I had 1 thing in mind when I typed this..
Idk what’s harder to find – YOUR disappearing hairline or your wife’s tits
And wow..the age gap between you is huuuuuge. Sex is prob rare for this guy..
They say If There’s Grass on the Field, Play Ball…you’d rather Sit Out & stare at the sky
& the way you Dress reflects mood, so no wonder you’re always pouting you bitch…
That shirt has you DEPRESSED as fuck, but gives comfort knowing you can Snap Out of It quick

Looks like you sit all day, ya Fitness levels have me double gone, dude
‘N it’s ironic how she Really Lean on your Body when you don’t have a SINGLE Muscle on you


This was a very good pic battle I enjoyed reading it. I got y'all both tied in quotes I really liked that bowls line and wet finger line the most in des verse... Tic came out the gate with 3 MEAN ass lines them bitches was dope and had me laughing, even though y'all even on quotes I definitely enjoyed Tic's verse more I think his lines were doper too... good battle though v/ Tic