Netcees - Witty, Is this clever?

All salute! Call the troops to sweep dada's boots, I'm Picasso, colossal, I'm Kefka Palazzo & the light of judgement, a slice of substance despite the budget, ripe & luscious, despite the lies of dumb shits who like to write assumptions when I'm the one keepin' the OM alive fuck it.. That's a trip! I'm gargantuan, but you poisonous as a tarantula, watch me flip spatula! *ahem*..high as God's Pillars, spit fire, Godzilla, smoke & roast nuts like a Wok, killa..you dirt like what you buy from your pot dealer, I'm in Oregon so it's no doubt the wise is supporting him, I'm abhorrent debating origins while you wrapped up in yourself like a contortionist, I'll bomb your orphanage, the abortionist....QwarterZ is..~12~, ~12~ is me (sup @Bags), was it a secret? selfish me, riding in on a Sharknado with a babe from Barbados blowing me under the card table, my art's Plato, your art's play doh, I shit golden eggs & you fart peso's, you a flesh wound, you aren't fatal..I'm gasoline wrapped in glee while the match succeeds in capturing me act obscene, this is a blast for me! Actually this is wack to me, still I act intrigued (/sarcasm) laugh & dream about letting these bastards free while my satire plays like a flat tire, while you 'spontaneously' combust like a fat liar..pierce an overused katana through your medulla oblongata, reduce your armada to a spoof of underwater, but you captured it well...bringing the rapture to hell, you a dog tryna capture his tail, feel the pain the Capulet's felt, this is thy sheath....bitch

@Clutbuck

thanks for the inspiration bro...
shout out to @Wise Wiggles too
swagganomotry one oh one