Contender Match: john hensley 2-0 vs Knucklehead 2-1 - JHENS WINS
 

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday, June 11th 2015 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 12, maximum of 18
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first

For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
@john hensley @Knucklehead

l8r gator

16?

16 is cool. Gl.

extension plz, sorry, at work til late.

Of course

Need one as well

The veteran fagot...
Them '03 circle jerks'll get ya the death penalty in this place snitch
U'd think Arya fell on her sword when I put the Needle to this Two-faced bitch
Load missles to Share w/ a Friend. the RPG known to bang sonic
You won't need a Coke & some mentos to get a rocket with ya name on it
I Cozmo damage then Hens, hollow points what the clips holdin queer
Trust.. I ain't gotta call u a n***** to have the Heckler end your whole career
Last wk u embarrased the West, fuck rusty u're far gone little bitch
We ain't seen such a fruity act from Seattle since Marshawn's skittles skit
Fuck ur accolades, this txt2.0 - watch how we behave in hell cuzzin
This ain't Mario Kart.. them gold stars won't save you from the shells comin'
Skilled ploys. Puttin' a blade through ya cheek'll be a thrill boy
If we war I'll leave you on the wall with half ur face.. call 'em the new kilroy

take notes,

Ur a bitch, punk. Act dope, but you're actually shit, chump.
I've felt harder hits from Knuckle doing a casual fist bump.
Ur luck is shattering, left for 3 yrs & this sucka's damaging?
Did I sign up for the Shadow Boxing tourney, cuz I dunno who the fuck I'm battling.
Nahh u improved, but I'm more than great w/ the wins I orchestrate.
Ur only known for Padding Stats cuz U can recite any tampons absorption rate.
You're terrible, honestly, this fagot barely will bother me.
If he's Punching Lights Out.. he jumped 2 high celebrating Marriage Equality.
$crilla? A broke redhead, that would give dome for a C-note.
& we know, the only Ginger seen with Dinero was Sharon Stone in Casino.
The shotty I ride w/ means his American Dream is a hobby he'll die with.
I'll drive your corpse down a cpl Dusty Rhodes.. then dump your body beside his.


pz.

The veteran fagot...
Them '03 circle jerks'll get ya the death penalty in this place snitch
U'd think Arya fell on her sword when I put the Needle to this Two-faced bitch
i dnt watch Game of thrones so i had to look it up, not really feelin it
Load missles to Share w/ a Friend. the RPG known to bang sonic
You won't need a Coke & some mentos to get a rocket with ya name on it
ha nice
I Cozmo damage then Hens, hollow points what the clips holdin queer
Trust.. I ain't gotta call u a nigger to have the Heckler end your whole career
ok good i like
Last wk u embarrased the West, fuck rusty u're far gone little bitch
We ain't seen such a fruity act from Seattle since Marshawn's skittles skit
alright
Fuck ur accolades, this txt2.0 - watch how we behave in hell cuzzin
This ain't Mario Kart.. them gold stars won't save you from the shells comin'
ha good shit
Skilled ploys. Puttin' a blade through ya cheek'll be a thrill boy
If we war I'll leave you on the wall with half ur face.. call 'em the new kilroy
ehh not feelin


vs



Ur a bitch, punk. Act dope, but you're actually shit, chump.
I've felt harder hits from Knuckle doing a casual fist bump.
lol alright
Ur luck is shattering, left for 3 yrs & this sucka's damaging?
Did I sign up for the Shadow Boxing tourney, cuz I dunno who the fuck I'm battling.
you had the chance to make this concept dope but the way u went with it didnt work here
Nahh u improved, but I'm more than great w/ the wins I orchestrate.
Ur only known for Padding Stats cuz U can recite any tampons absorption rate.
decent
You're terrible, honestly, this fagot barely will bother me.
If he's Punching Lights Out.. he jumped 2 high celebrating Marriage Equality.
ehh not feelin this
$crilla? A broke redhead, that would give dome for a C-note.
& we know, the only Ginger seen with Dinero was Sharon Stone in Casino.
good one
The shotty I ride w/ means his American Dream is a hobby he'll die with.
I'll drive your corpse down a cpl Dusty Rhodes.. then dump your body beside his.
alright pretty good, better than the other one i saw this week


Knuck: 4 quotables
john: 3.5 quotables

Knuck came with some good shit, he might be a little bitch but he drops some dope material, some fresh concepts and good wording etc. john had some good ones too but they had less of an impact than knucks good ones. I have knuck taking this one.

Vote: Kuncholhead

Rocket, skittle, & mario kart

vs

Fist bump, shadow boxing, & Casino

Dope contenders match here. This one was very hide to decide on had re read dis one. Idk i got it even in quotes so this one jus came downto overall preference n who had the better bars that didn't really hit. N after re reading i was jus feeling knucks a bit more here. Good shit

V/ - knucklehead

lThem '03 circle jerks'll get ya the death penalty in this place snitch
U'd think Arya fell on her sword when I put the Needle to this Two-faced bitch
I Cozmo damage then Hens, hollow points what the clips holdin queer
Trust.. I ain't gotta call u a nigger to have the Heckler end your whole career
Last wk u embarrased the West, fuck rusty u're far gone little bitch
We ain't seen such a fruity act from Seattle since Marshawn's skittles skit


vs




Ur luck is shattering, left for 3 yrs & this sucka's damaging?
Did I sign up for the Shadow Boxing tourney, cuz I dunno who the fuck I'm battling.
Nahh u improved, but I'm more than great w/ the wins I orchestrate.
Ur only known for Padding Stats cuz U can recite any tampons absorption rate.

You're terrible, honestly, this fagot barely will bother me.
If he's Punching Lights Out.. he jumped 2 high celebrating Marriage Equality.
$crilla? A broke redhead, that would give dome for a C-note.
& we know, the only Ginger seen with Dinero was Sharon Stone in Casino.



altho im a fan -- i think gun lines fall flat when faced with real creativity. that arya line was crazy tho. i think hens was more creative and that padding stats line was really sick. he was a little more consistent too imo.

hens

dope battle

knuck seems like he had a case of the try too hards
hens did him

vote for john

Hens

Ur a bitch, punk. Act dope, but you're actually shit, chump.
I've felt harder hits from Knuckle doing a casual fist bump.
Ur luck is shattering, left for 3 yrs & this sucka's damaging?
Did I SIGN UP for the Shadow Boxing tourney, cuz I dunno who the fuck I'm battling.
Nahh u improved, but I'm more than great w/ the WINS I orchestrate.
Ur only known for Padding Stats cuz U can recite any tampons absorption rate.
You're terrible, honestly, this fagot barely will bother me.
If he's Punching Lights Out.. he jumped 2 high celebrating Marriage Equality.


Knuck

Them '03 circle jerks'll get ya the death penalty in this place snitch
U'd think Arya fell on her sword when I put the Needle to this Two-faced bitch
Load missles to Share w/ a Friend. the RPG known to bang sonic
You won't need a Coke & some mentos to get a rocket with ya name on it

Fuck ur accolades, this txt2.0 - watch how we behave in hell cuzzin
This ain't Mario Kart.. them gold stars won't save you from the shells comin'


this was a fun read both came with it... that shadowboxing line from hens actually made me fuckin laugh in real life though, Knucks gold star line was MEAN AS FUCK that shit was hard, If Knuck woulda had one more quote he woulda won the tie to me but i got Hens with the edge here... great verse by knuck though that was a quality gun bar there... v/Hens

veteran fagot...
Them '03 circle jerks'll get ya the death penalty in this place snitch
U'd think Arya fell on her sword when I put the Needle to this Two-faced bitch
Idgi

Load missles to Share w/ a Friend. the RPG known to bang sonic
You won't need a Coke & some mentos to get a rocket with ya name on it
Nah

I Cozmo damage then Hens, hollow points what the clips holdin queer
Trust.. I ain't gotta call u a nigger to have the Heckler end your whole career
Nope

Last wk u embarrased the West, fuck rusty u're far gone little bitch
We ain't seen such a fruity act from Seattle since Marshawn's skittles skit
Okay

Fuck ur accolades, this txt2.0 - watch how we behave in hell cuzzin
This ain't Mario Kart.. them gold stars won't save you from the shells comin'
Weak

Skilled ploys. Puttin' a blade through ya cheek'll be a thrill boy
If we war I'll leave you on the wall with half ur face.. call 'em the new kilroy
Idgi


06-12-2015, 11:49 PM #7

john hensley

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Join Date: May 2013

Location: SEATTLE, WA

Posts: 121

Battle Record: 3-1

Champed

- Summer Classic III

- Fight Night XIV

- Netcees Battle League

take notes,

Ur a bitch, punk. Act dope, but you're actually shit, chump.
I've felt harder hits from Knuckle doing a casual fist bump.
Lol

Ur luck is shattering, left for 3 yrs & this sucka's damaging?
Did I sign up for the Shadow Boxing tourney, cuz I dunno who the fuck I'm battling.
Okay

Nahh u improved, but I'm more than great w/ the wins I orchestrate.
Ur only known for Padding Stats cuz U can recite any tampons absorption rate.
Slick

You're terrible, honestly, this fagot barely will bother me.
If he's Punching Lights Out.. he jumped 2 high celebrating Marriage Equality.
Lol funny visual

$crilla? A broke redhead, that would give dome for a C-note.
& we know, the only Ginger seen with Dinero was Sharon Stone in Casino.
Get em

The shotty I ride w/ means his American Dream is a hobby he'll die with.
I'll drive your corpse down a cpl Dusty Rhodes.. then dump your body beside his.
Solid close

V hens

hens

Ur luck is shattering, left for 3 yrs & this sucka's damaging?
Did I sign up for the Shadow Boxing tourney, cuz I dunno who the fuck I'm battling.
Nahh u improved, but I'm more than great w/ the wins I orchestrate.
Ur only known for Padding Stats cuz U can recite any tampons absorption rate.
You're terrible, honestly, this fagot barely will bother me.
If he's Punching Lights Out.. he jumped 2 high celebrating Marriage Equality.
$crilla? A broke redhead, that would give dome for a C-note.
& we know, the only Ginger seen with Dinero was Sharon Stone in Casino.

vs

knuck

lThem '03 circle jerks'll get ya the death penalty in this place snitch
U'd think Arya fell on her sword when I put the Needle to this Two-faced bitch
I Cozmo damage then Hens, hollow points what the clips holdin queer
Trust.. I ain't gotta call u a nigger to have the Heckler end your whole career
Last wk u embarrased the West, fuck rusty u're far gone little bitch
We ain't seen such a fruity act from Seattle since Marshawn's skittles skit

this battle is a lot closer than the votes tell it i think it could go either way just personally for me hens punches hit that bit harder, both showed with dope verses dope battle i just got hens edging it

vote- hens

Load missles to Share w/ a Friend. the RPG known to bang sonic
You won't need a Coke & some mentos to get a rocket with ya name on it
I Cozmo damage then Hens, hollow points what the clips holdin queer
Trust.. I ain't gotta call u a nigger to have the Heckler end your whole career
Fuck ur accolades, this txt2.0 - watch how we behave in hell cuzzin
This ain't Mario Kart.. them gold stars won't save you from the shells comin'


Ur a bitch, punk. Act dope, but you're actually shit, chump.
I've felt harder hits from Knuckle doing a casual fist bump.
Nahh u improved, but I'm more than great w/ the wins I orchestrate.
Ur only known for Padding Stats cuz U can recite any tampons absorption rate.
$crilla? A broke redhead, that would give dome for a C-note.
& we know, the only Ginger seen with Dinero was Sharon Stone in Casino.

that coke & some mentos was dope concept and execution the heckler bar was tough and I liked the mario kart bar it was a creative spin to a good concept, the sharon stone line was hard an i liked the padding stats shit. I felt they we're neck n neck with quoteables but one was a tad bit more consistent overal.. v/Hens