What's your definition of "person"?
 

???

A person is a bag of organs for me to profit off of their idiocy. Care to play a little game, sweetheart?

Beers mclonely strikes again. Cringe.

So you follow me around to make posts of adulation masked behind cheap zings that completely miss any point.

You were likely the type who gets invited to parties halfway through with the line "hey come through and bring booze", but you got left at the door while your booze made it into the party... who am I kidding, you never got the calls from anyone except your neighbor "Slick Shift" Rodney who always had old WCW reruns on and pairs of spandex for you and he to wrestle in until a few days later when he stopped returning all of your phone calls.

Long story short since I know you can't read, you're a poof.

Beers needs a drink

First smart thing said by anybody since I've been on this site and well before my arrival.

Stick shift Rodney

Lol tgf why u make me sift for gems

Wai

this is such an objectively poor thread all around

im hoping this is the last post in it.

When one sees something decaying in mediocrity, three things can be done.

1) just walk on by
2) (recommended) improve it
3) (what you did) be a little Paris Hilton and whine about it

First lesson of business, on the house. Next one you're paying for.

thanks big guy!

You're welcome, sport.

High five, now?

I'd say give it to Bags but he'll try to place your hand in his puss cavern and you'll need those dudes from Supernatural to find you.

Everytime I go Try to clear pms the site breaks

lol srs

Weirdest shit

BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

let me summon the ghost of Aero here:

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