drinking free bourbon over dc on my way to jfk
 

looks like I will miss alllll the company dinners after a 2hr delay

who want it with the admin of lime in manhattan?

staying in the (vomit, tourist trap) theater district

Booths ny thread just not enough for u huh

he lives like 10m from where I grew up he is a good 30m train ride to penn man or 2hr car ride with tunnel traffic + turnpike traffic

wowowowowowowowwwiieee wow turbulence tho

thiswas the only evening flight not cancelled

anyway this is the only night I am free for the most part

Drinkin this Moscato

Trynna step my wine game UP

Go stab karaoke in the ribs for me

I'll buy 200 pounds of jerky at full price

aka drinkin a quarter filled bottled of yellow tail w/ bbq sauce from burger king stains on it from ur lil anime slut that was chuggin that shit so she dont have to remember ur nasty must on her cuz shes only doin this to get back at her husband who been cheatin for years....u fuckin piece of shit.

Hahaha

I'm not even sure if there was a diss in there

THIS IS MY LIFE

NO FUCKS TBC

Dead @BBQ sauce fingerprints on a yellow tail bottle

Lmfaaaap

That want even funny

Ur fagkt dads casket.gon have BBQ stans on it from all u dumb nigger carying him to the grave to burn in nigger.hell. Fuck ur mother u piece of shit.

I have arrived

now for the awful cab from jfk to midtown

fml

ughhh arrived in terminal 2

fuck everything

LOLL

still stuck on this fucking plane. I hate this goddamned city.

Be glad you landed with your life, my nigga

phil dunphy doesn't use such language

yea but chill phil does

make it happen diode

Took the words right out of my mouth uh oh

bb gonna pee in ur eyeball penis