Hi
 

How does one start a battle here? I want to try my hands at what I guess would be a topical battle. Thanks!

You can try to set one up or wait a bit for an upcoming topical tourney - @Dancake @Dr Dog should be able to help. Welcome!

When does it start? Thank you.

I'd be fine with either. I've got the next Summer Semester starting shortly but I think I can manage some sort of involvement.

I appreciate the welcome, by the way.

Hello
If you're a topical writer, an event's coming up soon, don't fret. In the mean time, I'll have a topical match against you in the Battle Arena if you'd like.

You can also post written verses for feedback in the Open Mic for the chance at a feature in the Mag or even accomplishments, such as VOTM or HOF


Let me know dawg. @ me or PM, whatever's easy. Welcome to the site

Welcome to nc brah

Sup uwe boll

I wish to bring shame upon you and your best pal Jeremy and his husband in a text battle. HEI!

I am the best topical battler here.

However, I no longer participate so you'll just have to take my word for it.

AND FEEL RELIEVED YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO FACE ME.

oh and welcome.

Why has no admin requested an essay and pic?

Are we bot free now???
@Sharp @Diode @Hush (is hush admin?) @Certain @bagsworth bentley

Dr Onionstein?

I am Sensei, not a doctor. I dispense wisdom, not medical advice. HEI!

(no, I am not Dr Onionstein)

Fucking christ
@Sharp dont let TGF INFEST THIS SITE PLZ

Lol tbh I don't think this is him... Who knows tho. All the same if he isn't a pain he can stay

It's either TGF or that Spartacus guy who basically just copies TGF.

Who is TGF? Does he serve ice cream sundaes?

I am not any of those people.

I'd take that challenge Dr. Dog - I would be honored to christen my account with our battle.

Is that a true thing? You make people write essays here?

Okay, here goes:

Some keyboards have buttons to push. I push buttons on a keyboard. Words are formed from the buttons I push on the keyboard. I like words as they form sentences which in turn form verses. I enjoy verses versus verses as verses versus verses are thrilling and great fun. There is no hamburger, all those that believe there is, in fact, a hamburger are no good fucking liars. That is how and why the chicken crossed with an alligator is an abomination to nature.

In any case, looking forward to the battle Dr. Dog. Thank you for the welcomes mixed with hints of shade. :D

Welcome Ullr,

We are glad to have you here at Netcees, the premier text battling website and home to the best to ever do it. Just a quick note.. before you can gain NCG3 clearance you must post an essay (I see you've abided) and a picture (pending). We take security seriously here ever since the He whose name shall not be spoken breach of 2012. If these standards aren't meant within 48 hours your account will be locked indefinitely.

Thank you,

Seth Scheinberg
Netcees.co owner and .org ambassador