fuck it...let's make lists... favorite humorous rap lyric
 

for me it's hands down

'i listen to your demo tape and tell you I don't like it
six months later, u hear ur lyrics on my shit.'

I cant describe the vibe i get
Wen i drive by 6 ppl an 5 i hit

@Orc

'ayo, shorty look good
nah, she ugly, but I'm drunk as hell,
so fuck it shorty look good'

I'm guna tear it, like the cards of the gypsies
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses..

Copywrite
Something something, to get out of a ticket
Now suck my dick, bitch
Before i beat the shit out of you with it

Cant remember the whole settup atm. Wtf
Its from his high exaulted lp i believe is the title of his first solo joint? @Neighbor

Got a blow job from Carla Jones
stuck it so far down my balls broke both of her collar bones

I splish splash while I'm taking a bath, find two vikes, break em in half, take em then laugh, White trash, fucking your wife In the ass, while you're out cyphening gas for your lawn mower to cut the grass

I gotta bitch that'll suck my dick til I nut
spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up
ain't that a slut?
Yeah, she even take it up the butt

- Biggie

Shit had me dying the first time I heard that.

in the middle of Little Italy little did we know / That we riddled some middlemen who didn't do diddly

Lol out loud evertim

Even if I stuttered I'd still sh-sh-sh-shit on you


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Well lemme tell you somethin, you might have more cash then me
But you aint got the skillz to eat a nigga ass like me

lil tonio?

Canibus....2nd Round KO

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I'M WELL KNOWN HOLMES
AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU

P

what if she ain't suckin?
that's a waste of time, conversation and my fuckin
I just put my fuckin pants on
and tell that idiotic freak to take her tramp ass home

love the ghetto boys


fuck forgot about this line, always makes me laugh:

that's the type of nigga I am
I'm always game to a run a train...GOD DAMN

From a punchline perspective, it's probably MC Rise: "I found out just recently that other people rhyme too."

From a storytelling perspective, J-Live's "she used to be a dude."

But laugh-out-loud funny has to be Kurupt on Xxplosive:

West coast shit nigga
Overdosage - imperial pistols ferocious
Fuck a bitch; don't tease bitch, strip tease bitch
Eat a bowl of these bitch, gobble the dick
Hoes forgot to eat a dick can shut the fuck up!
Gobble and swallow a nut up, shut up and get my cash
Backhanded, pimpslapped backwards and left stranded
Just pop ya collar, pimp convention hoes for a dollar
Six-Deuce in a plush, six-deuce impala
Pimpin hoes from Texas to Guatemala
Bitch niggaz paid for hoes, just to lay wit hoes
Relax one night, and paid to stay wit hoes
Captain Save'Em all day (bitch) well save this dick
Bitch nigga, you more of a bitch than a bitch
You ain't into hittin pussy, or hittin the switch
You into hittin bitches off of the grip, you punk bitch

holy clips leave you wholly split and every ho i hit get baptized in holy water comin out the hole in my dick

Free Lil crip.

I got a bitch named supa head. She give supa head
Just moved in the bldng. Even gave the supa head
I got a big gun. It spits supa lead
So play superman. End up supa dead

You where sweeter than candy
And had a pussy print that looked
Like a midget man standing in yo panties.

-field mobb