tonites the nite bros
 

I'm currently drinking fluids and whisky

Shitting my brains out

Getting ready

Getting my game face on




She says....to me

My crochette class ends at 9 I'll be over then. I SAY NO I WANNA FUCK U NOW. She says well I have to shower first ...an I say just come over an we can fuck in the shower. She says maybe.

This means yes

And this means is am going to pee on her.

I know that some of us may have had our differences I the past but idk when this type of opportunity will arise again bros. Keep me in your thoughts tonite as I attempt to accomplish wat few men have accomplished. The golden shower.

Upon completion of this task I will require a name change

u will see me in all of my glory once I have completed this journey


I will see u on the other side bros.

Don't fucking fail me bro

I am the matrix

I will not falter

Your destiny is reaching out to you.

Grip it with both hands.

Positive fox tags. For tonite only

This is a gateway fetish, man. What if you like it?

Next you'll start shitting on bitches. Or vomiting. Or shit piss vomit cobbler mixed with nigger jizz. You decide.

Do it...fuckin do it bags. Cover her in golden glory

godspeed

Give her the cornbread & beans

Shot down.

You miss 100% of the legs you don't piss on

For the sake of human achievement, I'll put aside the hate for once and say


May your urine be coated in the scent of champions

I SAID I WAS SHOT DOWN FUCKING STUPID IDIOT FAGOT DRENCROM GO FUCK UR SELF U MULLATO PIECE OF SHIT.

should've mocked her more

if you pee on her and she laughs, she's a keeper

if she acts all high and mighty... that bitch needs to be disposed of.

and shit on.

She shot you down. Are you...pissed?

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Man, I was reading this shit and I was on the edge of my seat... then when I read "shot down" I swear I heard the piano music from the old Hulk tv show.

Legit sad, bros.

out of all the nasty hoes you fuck with, you never pissed on one of them sperm banks?




kill yourself nigga. you are extremely pathetic.