I have vomited 12 times in 16 hours
 

Think I'm dying

:(

Stop being being a pussy and swallow it

Lmao i don't get a chance to swallow it.

Just explodes out of me.

BE BETTER THAN THE VOMIT

food poisoning?

You think it makes you man!?!??!!

yeah that sounds like food poisoning...

are you pissing out of your asshole?

are you praying to god you'll never do bad again if he just lets you get through this?

i'd rather have the flu for 2 weeks than food poisoning for 2 days. thats for damn sure.

or you might be dying...

Yeah this is exactly what is happening.

Might just end things now bros.

You need an iv brah. You are dying if you keep puking and not replacing all the water you're losing.

Lol rocking back in forth on toilet hoping whatever ails you shoots out in a giant slurry of relief

Yeah

Been there

no fun

Rip

there's a bad stomach flu going around. has it let up yet @Muff are you alive?

Vomiting has stopped.

Shitting so much it hurts to wipe my ass.

I'm good, pimp

Ay @Witty

Moisten up those towelettes homie

Just checking to see if ur dead yet tbc

Pat it clean. Soft pats.

Hope you feel better bro, tags are chicken soup for the soul right now.

Force chicken broth down. It'll either settle your stomach or at the very least give you something to throw up with. It's the worst fuckin feeling in the world to be dry heaving and vomiting shards from your own rib cage burning its way out of your throat

Anybody heard from the fox lately?

I am worried.

I think it has stopped.

I hope.

I await the next stool.