My new roommate lied and never turned in the rent
 

Or so it seems.

Eviction notice on our door

Oh yes I'm sure they misplaced the money order in the mail

Fuck this nigga

He got a baby German Shepherd and it only listens to me

BECAUSE I'M THE ALPHA DOG

I'LL DICK HIS DOG DOWN

Gets taken advantage of
plots revenge by premeditating Lassie rape

Lmfao @ dicking his dog down.


Hhahahaha

I'll let muff live vicariously through my theoretical raw dogging

You'll be okay, Fig.

So long as you stop boarding against me.

Maybe if you weren't so darn cute

Fig, do you need money?

No I'm doing relatively well

That's g shit tho.

U don't even seem slightly bothered by this.

Like oh well. *withdraws from massive bank account acquired from various encounters w/ elderly couples*

I kid. But no u been stacking or something?

Aren't u in the hospitality biz?

...


Ur fkn hustling aren't u Fig

muff take a breather bud.

Lmao muff boarding purely on instinct at this point

cake?

Today? Yeah.

Lmfao. I agree

But u CAN'T be tlkn bout in general

When u kno wat I'm capable Of

OK, well, I'm here for you, amigo.

I don't?

Is it quadruple posting nonsense posts and generally contributing nothing to threads when you make up 25% of all posts? I know you're capable of that?

Watch some youtube videos kiddo. Adults are boarding.

25 percent of all posts?

You are grossly over exaggerating

And I'm not nearly as active as I used to be?

but as far as contributing

your a fool and incredibly delusional if u think I'm in any shape or form a detriment to this site.

Don't even begin to entertain that theory blaspheme

I FKN LEFT TWO MONTHS NIGGAS I HATE MENTION ME LIKE WHERE U AT ?

MK UR FUCKING MINDS UP

If anything. Yall fk run ppl off all the time then cry when the sites inactive.

You talk ncg this..ncg that

You don't help promote the culture nigga.

U help Kill it

W/ bags

It's hilarious to me that some of u think ur ogs.
lolmfao

hmm

u would

not so chill r u

Thanks homie, although I would never ask you for anything, it is appreciated.

Eat a diode, dick! I'm chilling WAY the FUCK out!!!