i got a bonus
 

and my fucking phone won't deposit it. i'm probably gonna have to get in a time machine to 2008 and actually take it to the bank in person.

think the deposit is failing because its basically 5 of my normal checks i deposit and there probably thinking i photoshopped it or something.

but word. bout to cop a bad bitch off backpage

HOLLA

Why did they give u this bonus....?

Invest this in your future?

because im da god?

but nah its just a yearly thing determined by how much business we do. like a bonus based off a percentage of your yearly income. the percentage goes up depending on the amount of money they make on the books or whatever

like if we do a million in business i get 10 percent of what i made for the year. so if i make 20k i get 2k bonus if we put through a million dollars worth of work. not profit just in general.

like we got a range rover we're doing now that they charged 4k for, but they gotta buy parts and etc and probably making like 1500 off it. but the 4k is the number that counts toward the yearly total

the shop only did like 700k last year but we were down/barely working for a few months because we moved locations, but i still got the 10 percent for helping move and set up the new shop and shit.

i was joking about the backpage prostitute.

its already invested tho, just in my past and present.

i owe my pops 700 still from getting my universal and ball joints fixed and all the other random shit, and my sisters getting married this summer so the rest is going toward getting fresh for that and buying her a gun as a wedding present.

Roll up to the drive thru and pop it in one of those torpedo transporters. Can just be jamming that reasonable doubt banger and don't have to wait in that awkward line with the candies in the jar and fun little facts about the tellers that make you want to punch them in the fucking ear. That's some dope shit though. The owners at my place are too fucking stingey to hand bonuses out like that. Kill them one by one maybe? Take what's rightfully owed. This life is a fucking battlefield. I will not be casualty swept under some little rug of bullshit. I will stand out. I will not jump when some old fat fucking faggot tells me to jump so I can get a little doggie treat. I want to cram that little doggie treat up his tightwad anal chamber of regrets and depravity. I will be legendary. I will be free. I want to do some blotter motherfucker. Give me a festival. Through with society. Give me a jungle. Fucking humans. newmans. Destroying beautiful earth and shit. Fukushima fucking FUCK. Jeeze.