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Read The Big Short and learn from Cornwall capital. It's not the expertise, it's the balls and the due diligence, and the fucking DISCERNING ABILITY to spot a sure thing. Joel Greenblatt, Warren Buffet and any other market genius would tell you the same thing. Be a value investor not a market index following beginner, you don't even know if the market is gonna give you a solid return esp with inflation and advisor/fiduciary costs. They'll eat your returns into nothing.

COCKS

portfolio is up 30%, I'm good.

good, good.

I'll be on my Mike Burry, autistic focus, quadruple buffet in his prime on steroids shit.

I won $450 on blackjack yesterday?

I'm pretty fucking poor at the moment

Should I diversify? Y/n

no just save money you can't do shit without at least a few Gs to start with. Take this time to read books on finance

also fuck buffet proctor and gamble destroy the rainforest and shit, but market geniuses will always justify. Always remember this.

Short LL and/or BABA.

Azns so lame