Dirt Person General
 

General discussion thread for all dirt person activities.


Today I paid for 3 bags of ice and took 7. Then I mixed M&Ms and Mountain Dew into my microwave ramen

Did u really do that w the ramen?

Didnt the m&ms just melt? ...w the dew...? ...in the chicken broth?

I get that u are a dr.....and a dog

But...this seems questionabke

i thought this thread title was you summoning me tbh


today i worked in dirt and i'm currently eating 47 pizza rolls tho

I'm tired of people lying about shit they do with food on this fucking website.

Chill out ant. Fore Daniel collapses thine poop house on nights consecutive

gone at 47 pizza rolls.

Ok, imma keep it real...

Bought one of them bacon cheeseburger pizzas from Papa John's tonight.

That shit is dirtperson fire.

U shud do blogs


Facts

It's not my business but yo
I think u would excel

got no papers no money.

got weed and a bible tho.

heavenly puffs tonight.

i bought a loofah from walmart.

walmart got rid of their 12oz great value beef jerky which works out to $1/oz. i refuse to pay $9.99 for 9oz.

i go home without jerky.

my car needs gas and i have a $50 gift card for shell. i get there and their network is down, so cash only.

i drive home on fumes and wait for tomorrow.

My awd luxury car got stuck in sleet today

Had to use salt. And a shovel. With my own hands.

I grinded the crumbs in my easy bake oven into a luxurious meal of Holland Oats

lmao if ppl had a glass of water at my house, i refuse to fucking wash that shit, i just turn it upside down on the draining board to dry then put it back in the cupboard

fuck you and your water

i finally got my tax return today, been waiting for this moment since last april

jerked off in the work bathroom

You are really trying to win all the dirt person contests today

lol truth is I didnt do it today.. it was yesterday. and my credit score has been atrocious since 2010

I ate leftover pizza for breakfast.

I work at a restaurant. Everytime guests aak for raspberry tea & my staff was to lazy to brew it. I mix the sweet tea & pomegranate vitamin water together to give it to them.

It feels good to be a dirt person.