King Karaoke vs. timeless-KAR WINS BY DQ TIMELESS IS A FAGGOT
 

King of the Spring

Round 1

Due Friday 2/6/15 @ 11:59PM West Coast.

General house rules.
No pics unless decided upon. IF you decide it has to be within 24 hours of the battle going up and pics have to be up within 48 hours.
10 to 16 lines, no more or less.


@King Karaoke @timeless

10 cool?

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ext til saturday?

With a name wacker than KOTS, its no suprise that your not fit.
You get so much of a Harden for Kings that Lebron got you on his watch list.
This old faggot can't even Get Hard, sloppy girls proved that youre lame,
So if girls ever Keep It Up With Kar, Dashian was removed from their name.
In this bloodsport youll fail, watch this fool get pounded,
This battle be such a Horrorshow, Baron about to write a review about it.
Claim you Moving Bricks, let me prove that this fags gay,
If you ever Dropping Off Flakes, you just emptying out your ashtray.
Knuck left Karaoke out the Title for a simple reason.
So next time you expect to Skip Time, you gotta wait for a different season.

@King Karaoke

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Too late?...

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Go ahead if you have something

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This battle is easy, none of the punches you've thrown my way stings
Youre out in the 1st round, time's only moving forward cuz of daylight savings
Chicks want everything in the world but sometimes great sex will do
When a woman says Less is more, obviously she hasn't slept with you
Hows this fair? Its the best against the guy everyone expects to be bad
Your career's had so many terrible Lowe's that shit could be a direct tv ad
Fuck getting my hands dirty, ill murder u with swift kicks
& Leave ur body buried so deep in the ground, u'd win the dirtperson Olympics
Your last mixtape should be used to torture a Guantanamo Bay prisoner
Cuz your ear for music could make Anne Frank seem like a great listener

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Pretty cool, I think king should be deducted cause he dropped 34 years late. It's like a dad coming in to see his son after his 34th birthday and the son is like am i late? Yeah fgt ur late but I guess if you're here why not, but you're still a fgt and don't call me son, I hate you, dad.




I redact my vote and am going for timeless. He had ok lines but they all landed, at a reasonable yet low rate, compared to king who had a few heavy ones but didnt land his last punch, which missed wildly.

This battle is easy, none of the punches you've thrown my way stings
Youre out in the 1st round, time's only moving forward cuz of daylight savings
Hows this fair? Its the best against the guy everyone expects to be bad
Your career's had so many terrible Lowe's that shit could be a direct tv ad

Vs

In this bloodsport youll fail, watch this fool get pounded,
This battle be such a Horrorshow, Baron about to write a review about it.

v/kar,, kar was cool had acouple decent lines. he was way more consistent. time had that one bar
the rest was weak.

dece battle. i feel like neither dropped too great, but kare did enough to win here. time had a lot of decent ideas, but then the execution was kinda basic. like that kardashian line. seems like u found a concept there w/ the kar wp, but then stopped giving a fuck midway thru writing the line and just said, "well, it'd be a wp if they didn't have dashian in their name". n that's kinda lazy. so yea. u had the ideas, but u couldn't quite connect them. kare was just more effective. his opener was simple as well, but it hit. rest of the lines were all kinda decent like time's, but executed better to hit.
v/kare

No1 else find it ironic hitler voting on anne frank gate 2015

Lol

This the site that keeps om giving i swear hahaha

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Another post in here?...
See you tomorrow same time same place?...

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Lol i just think its funny man


This battle will never close anyways. Relax friend.

Lmao @ these votes. DQ me for all I care but kar lost. Eat a dick to who sys otherwuse

Oh yeah, Ak, sup you ok? You looking weird lately hoe you posting n deldting n posting n deleting fuck off with your abuse kid next tie dont write a shitty verse

Kar got it on wording and having a fresher name to flip

I'll break it down in a bit but lmao @ Anne Frank