I have to go to Kent, fucking, Ohio
 

Flying into Akron.

Pray for me.

The flat white trash corridor of hell that is NE Ohio
@uh-oh for survival tips

watch your god damn MOUTH

nah im bout to sneak into your carry on for the flight home

look out for BLACK SQUIRRELS

there's a place in england called kent.

you don't care, nobody cares, i'll kill myself now, kbye.

are there black squirrels in kent booth? only place i've seen them is massillon. its weird like as soon as you get into canton from massillon they all DISAPPEAR

but yea booth knows more about kent than da god. i went their once and they got like one strip of bars and i was too drunk to remember much other than the homie brent slapping some chicks ass that was magnificent and then beating her dude up and 2 of his friends before i could even react to help him. one hitter game was on point.

but yea that was like 5 years ago.

pretty much nothing there but kent state and perfect young white women.

try not to get shot by the national guard and i wish you luck in cheating on your wife

Ohio ain't all THAT bad yo.

Got my cock sucked in Columbus.. during the whole 4 or so hours I was there during a layover.

Cost me 10 bucks & a Jr. Whopper tho.

Lmaooooo strik da god

turned 22 in Columbus and 2 hours into it these 2 longterm relationship lesbos bought me a bunch of drinks took me to their palace had their way with me then dropped me off and gave me a fake number

Annnnnnd scene.

Threads a wrap. Thanks everyone.

lol @Bags

Aye, @boof... it was a palace tho?

yea like one of those big stupid sorority houses where there's a waiting lobby for the girl's bathroom and an old black lady bringing sandwhiches to the 32 bitches all in the living room watching the same dumb something on tv

don't talk about @uh-oh's exgf / boss / her gf that way

ps

you worked at subway w/ da god?!?!