The French make me sick.
 

Calling pancakes "crepes" and making them out to be a dessert.

whoa

whoa

have you never had real, french crepes before?

you must be having ex-cigar rolling dominicans make them for you

AND THEIR TOAST

I MEAN COME ON

There nothing alike

Stick to ur McDonald's breakfast

To be fair, French toast is 10/10

But I agree with certains point. I'm not CrepeBrah for a reason gnomshayin

you ever make french toast but the egg didnt get whipped enough/soaked in the bread enough so you have basically just a chunk of egg white on the french toast

ruins it all.

needs a proper whip so its all one consistent yellowish color. no weird clear/egg white parts. and needs soaked evenly before thrown on the pan

#knowledge

Crepes are awesome. You're weird.

Uh-oh w/ da knowledge.

But real french crepes are pretty fuckin dank.

Had them at a dope restaurant in DC when I was in HS taking French, in my one year of private school.

My folks wasted like 6k on my bad ass that year.. but it was fucking awesome.

French toast made with some thick cinnamon bread tho>>>>

crepes with brie, macadamia nuts, throw in a splash of cinnamon and/or a light glaze of honey. shits a game changer

make me breakfast tomorrow

thnx

french are stupid.

they are right below england, they should speak english but no they have to come up with some stupid fucking language.

although i think french existed first so that may not be historically accurate but fuck those hairy armpitted snail molesting cowards.

basically none of those ingredients exist in Korea :-/

are koreans weird?

Short answer: yup

Long answer: yeah

weirder than the japanese tho?

different kind of weird tbh. Koreans are grosser. Like, they spit in elevators, and everyday there are new puddles of puke from the night before from old businessmen who get fucked up on soju. Plus they stare a lot more, cough obnoxiously without covering their mouths, that kind of thing. Japanese people are much cleaner and more polite, but they have some gnarly red-light district style underbellies IE lots of prostitution and sexual repression/debauchery. Porn is banned in Korea (you get a government pop up if you try to go on a web site), so they also have the repression, but Korea doesn't have the used panties vending machines and anime shit like Japan does.

In short: Asians are weird.


oh and another thing, Korean girls literally act like babies/toddlers as a way of flirting. It's really strange to me. They stomp their feet, make baby voices, that sort of thing. And they cry in sex a lot. I've only fucked two girls from Japan in my life, neither of them cried, so that's my basis for comparison.

Japanese girls do the same thing. It's an entire culture. Lots of good docs on it.

re: the gross factor and the porn censorship, seems like being crammed between china and japan has given them the worst of both worlds, though i'd never let a korean hear me say that.

after all, once upon a time, both china and japan occupied them.

I thought these were lyrics to 'Ice Cream Paint Job'

lol that's certainly a possibility. there is def some cultural runoff from centuries of subjugation, though the real response has been an emphasis on Korean jingoism more than anything ("here's how we're NOT china or Japan!"). More likely, it's because Korea developed from an impoverished shithole into a modern country in the span of 30 years. Sans technology, the lives of our parents and grandparents is fairly recognizable in America. In Korea, the difference between generations is astounding; what is now pavement and cement roads used to be, not long ago, dirt roads and forests. Although it's a city, the older generations still have a rural poverty mentality, because that's how this place was for them growing up.

as for asians crying during sex: Asians are just weird.