Netcees - Wrote this one too, but it didn't make the cut...

Sittin on the porch with some cold, cheap wine
Just a buncha Stoned Ninjas and some fiends of mine
P-Nutty stands up, says he's gonna load Ebola Dro
I start breakin up the epidemic, sticky so I'm goin slow
Out he comes holdin The Token Black Guy
A name he gave his bong because it's hung like Shaq and gets you "that high"
Not that it isn't racist but, from Nutt it doesn't mean much
When a black friend hits the Black Guy, he laughs until they mean mug
It's clean fun, we chilled out, the barbecue is long done
My palms n fingers tingle now, this weed must be a strong one
A single seed I spit out on the lawn with well wishes
Got one growin in the kitchen that I sing to doin dishes
I finish breakin up the business, fill my ninja wit them thirst buds
That Kurt Bush, with more under the hood than a hearse bus
My lungs hurt, that first rush, like star fields in champagne
I'm Garfield, I'm cartoon, a dream away from landing on a planet with no brand name..

will most likely record it when i get home. sharks beware. i got ears everywhere. ;) like you could match my swag ANYWAY.