I saw a man that died yesterday
 

Dude was walking out of the pet shop with some bugged out eyes, tongue all flying in the wind. We walk past one another but he stares me down the whole time looking goofy as fuck. I knew there was something wrong probably but I had to quietly laugh to myself. Dude reminded me of a doggy.

A few hours later he died, turns out that man was my schoolmates dad, and he had some shit wrong with his brain.

Just crazy I guess

Sorry for your loss bro

Such is life.

He looked happy

That's all that matters

I'm sad bros

Niggas die everyday B

thats sounds pretty bizarre

i'd be a little bugged out too i guess.

I just saw a dead man in this thread.

And now I'm happy

Forget all the sentiment

I Lol'd pretty hard at this.

Guys..we just had a serious situation happen on this drill ship.

There was a H2S (hydrogen sulfide) leak in the pump room.

luckily it was detected early and no one was hurt. But jesus..did that alarm scare the shit out of everyone

panic ensued and we all had to go to muster stations.

captain moved the ship out of the dangerous area (downwind)

but bros..h2S is notsomething to play with considering its odorless

scary shit bros I thought we were going to evacuate

Mustard stations lol

MAN THE KETCHUP CANNONS! THE HOTDOGS ARE FAST APPROACHING!

fkn dead

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...KDxicBRJUTqUg3


this is what im on as we speak.

U SEE THAT DRILL DOE

it is soooooooo biiiiiiiiiiig

the pacific Sharav..owned by chevron ..operated by pacific drilling..with multiplke third party companies

Damn Muff. I was just about to bitch about the paperwork I gotta finish up today but probably will just put it off until next year.

A secret death sentence from a scentless menace will be hard to follow, poetically speaking.

good luck.

Make sure that if you do decide to do any notes that you follow strict protocols for the abandonment of grammar.

are you a deck hand? what is it that you do muff

He's a seamen. Jizz