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I go into K-Mart swagging in an 8 ball jacket.
I'm Braveheart.
You faggot. You'd get taken apart so fast, kid. This shit's climbing out esophagus like a rhino with no common sense. My vinyls in the top condish. Wanna buy 'em? You can cop this shit. Listen while you eat a box of shrimp. Like Forrest Gump, you know he talks "like this?" Oh. I just realized y'all can't hear... I'm the Big Boss of this part of the net. Rip open mics. Each bar's a ten. I woulda said "dopest lines", but I figured you'd already guessed. You don't want to bother me, man, because I'll lift you up in the garbage can while we're in a park with kids so they can laugh at you and call you a bitch. Then I'll go to a bar and dance with this little blonde I call Good Ass. That booty so fine. My dick gon' ravage. I tell that bunny, take my pistol, rabbit. BUT I DONT PLAY, BOY lol Fuck, I've been drinking again. Throwing up all in the sink again Because I knew I couldn't make it in to the toilet, but now I'm laying here on the floor and I'm thinking bout staying here Cuz I don't feel like standing up again. Plus, the room's starting to spin, so I think I'm gon' go barf again. barf again barf again *echoes* *echoes* Kids, save your Nintendo because I'm breaking in windows to fuck your mom, the bimbo. That bitch a bomb ass milf though. Bend her over on the sink. Soooo... Hungover and insane. Tonguing ho's with my switchblade. Huffing smoke with a sick gaze. Nodding off like a zombie in a box car in the lobby like I'm Batman on a Harley yelling, "Scatman, here comes, Johnny!" Now it's time for a beer run, obviously. Drink that bottle till its hollow, now it's all over, man. Pick up everything you know, and put it all in the fridge. Ice cold to the touch, it's almost complete. You finally hit the bottom. I call it my treat. . |
Lol dope. Simple is some places but humor an flow were top notch
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I, too, have recently vomitted into a sink.
For that alone I commend this piece of writing. The hilarity and general laissez-faire attitude is simply a bonus! |
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don't want to bother me, man, because I'll lift you up in the garbage can while we're in a park with kids so they can laugh at you and call you a bitch. lol dope |
Niggas still wear 8ball jackets?
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That one Yeezus beat was in my head while reading this. You know, that one.
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Mike's verse on that is great.
I'm going to start actually feeding pieces instead of spamming threads. |
Mike's always cool. I wish the Run the Jewels albums were R.A.P. Music 2 & 3.
El P is just, idk, white? He ruins too many songs. |
Crawled into Macy's tripping ball sack,
no wallet. Naked, licking wall ads Frolicking gayly, skipping, all that Through this collage of pastey, dripping draw backs Human montage of mutant spawned lols Turn this stupid song off and do a giant DAB Confusing insightful rants for Music's Michaelango Behold a ruined institutionalized pyscho. Rambling Ultra violet time warp. Hand grenades on life support Pull the plug on Channeling road to silence & peace Heard being dope's a violent disease. Words wheeze and choke while writing a sneeze For he's a jolly good- try & release |
those first two stanzas were really smooth. and nicknaming a little blonde "Good Ass" kinda blew my mind.
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