Pranks.
 

Start doing them.

Lets create some anarchy people.

Pee in the coffee thing.

Wipe some poop on a cubicle.

Something!

Quit sitting there like a fucking pussy.

This is Jill's nipple.

And the weather outside is frightful.

Seriously though.

Wipe a little nut on one of the donuts in the morning.

Do something to piss someone off.

They fucking deserve it.

Have you thought of not taking drugs?