Stepped onto the Rwandan dance floor in the club last night
 

Obv plastered was obv, first drink in 8 months, anyway...

Im in this nightclub with this Rwandan guy and girl I met, cool people, so I step onto the DF and true to white man form, embarrassed myself with my two left feet. Its not fair, why are blacks so good at dancing and whites suck? These black girls and guys were like something out of a Beyonce/Justin Timberlake film clip and here I come with the two step shuffle FTL.

Womp Womp

Alas good night anyway, local beer cost around 90 cents.

That's a myth some white folks can dance but only bout 20% so don't feel bad u are a normal white guy.

yo dancing aint even dancing now-a-days. all u gotta do is learn how to bump & grind tbh. niggas don't do that Soul Train shit no more lol all the girls who go to the club/party/dance scene just wanna be hoes for the night

I pick up my pants and lean back

lol at this. I love Rwandan women.

Shit, where can I get 90 cent beer. Was the taste bad? Figured it might taste like ass since its so cheap