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WEEK 5 PIC ROAST
Alternating weeks of cyphers and roasts, should've started sooner but knuck dipped. Figure we get started with our own malcolm techs aka clayton.
Max10 Lines Due Thursday Winner announced in next mag, will get accomp and priority in contender matches http://imgur.com/rIWgwgB.jpg |
I understand it's hard to kiss women being a fat dude
but right now I can't make out either, anything about your tattoo Hope your hearts a rock, right now this what I have to do This ugly bastard has the people's eyebrow & all their acne to Fist attack at will & easily leave this homie smothered plus the fat fuck looks like Neighbors over weight an lonely brother |
No ragrets here...
Lip curls more than his scrawny arms do at band camp SMH @ the tattoo artist misplacing his tramp stamp Imagine Blood & puss overdosed with a syringe of urkel Wigga is Rosie o' donell disguised as a ninja turtle The original dirt person, his zits got zits In theories Tv cracked itself up.... after animal planet airs ya postpartum koala series zits got peaks & vallys lance armstrong wouldnt cycle around Eyebrows were raised better than eric garner & michael brown I got a proactiv approach, that i'll kindly throw at him He's so lonely his right hand is forcing deep throat action |
Nah... This nigga pullin hoe's? That's a joke & it's sick,
Cuz you being handsome's a stretch that could rival the pose in the pic. Let's focus on kid... Claim to get money? well check, guy, The only racks I see... Are sadly located at this faggot's "chest" line. |
tht poutin' shit is faggoty plus tht physiques perjury
that chest is lookin' Tits Up & can rival Angelina's surgery ur far from built but ur heads trynna keep u straight cuz ur cheek looks like its trynna dead lift tht spot on ur face |
thirstin for approval. keep wearin lipstick n u wont have it
Maybe it's Maybelline... but you were DEFINITELY born a faggot that face makes me gag a bit. lookin at it's murder, kid ironic you're Proactiv about trolling but let your skin turn to shit Can barely see steady. Them peepers are too red, b A heavier glaze on your eyes n you woulda ate em already This porky fuck tries to troll. Thinks he's starting a trend Look on the Web n see 'some pig' seek attention... It's like reading Charlotte again |
Bitch just got out of prison. This pic just caint be clever
you might of escaped from the Penn'..but u cn't escape lookin like a waterlogged Frankie Edgar muff'll rob this Drug dealin redneck ..N that crib? Ull get clowned just right.. I'll pull the Trey out next time u Push Coke in that Cabin like snacking on round trip flights Ur mug is a mess. Looking all sad..clear this kid is achin But you can cry all u want. Sadly Those tears won't extinguish the inflammation Such a crap photo. Whole style screams. Ima WACK HOMO next time u Cher your life story..try not to look like Chaz Bono Heard he earned his stripes in jail..such a euphoric Bastid He's the type to catch a 'battery charge'for washin his face w/ hydrochloric Acid' |
Ur hideous, hoes cower when this fat man speak
Clayface such a menace commissioner Gordon signals for batman on his cheek What was you thinking when you took this? You ain't even got style b Forget a filter.. You should just take a picture of something else entirely Fucking duck face selfies, really? You think you a pretty gal? LOL@ Those guns making your air soft piece look like a 50 cal |
damn those pimples are hideous, filled w/ grease u twat
ur face flags red so bad it could start turf wars on the streets of watts & those fuckin pours are crazy big, dude here is wack the deep holes in ur cheek can be used as a fall out shelter ina nuclear attack stop tryna mean mug, ur a soft pussy...i'll hit this punk u look as tough as sidney crosby right now....bed ridden w/ the mumps i bet u enter pie eating contests at fairs, i dont gotta tell him lookin like u bobbed for apples in the same acid filled container The Joker fell in so fuckin ugly ur parents dumped u, ur fam is evil wen the fuck did stone cold steve austin have a kid w/ a strand of shingles |
Closing tonight
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ill make this kid cry easily, hes 1 hell of a lonely queefer
now im goin for the take out and his face looks like some pepperoni pizza either a full time crack addict, or u smoke ice while grabbin dick w/ such a meth face u make joe metts feel bad when he looks at ur pic |
names Clayton, but looks like a Mark w/ the blemished spots this heavy got
so when i aim laser at'cha face, wont even notice one more red dot ready to pop this gay all fat, no way eyein a female is appealing to clays bald ass if this Chubby Checker out, he'd do the twist & turn the other way like his baseball cap yo.. even sex with an incoherent female doesnt exist to this geek cuz if Some Fucked Up Chiclets u smash, it's just describing the condition of his teeth if i ever seen him in real life, dude would be shook and in fear cuz i'd leave him seeing stars above his head, without looking in the mirror ur ink is sloppy. obviously the dude was in a hurry who started it if i had tool in hand, woulda put Tec across his chest faster than that tattoo artist did |
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