Contendership Match: Destroyer vs. Certain [Destroyer Wins]
 

Rebuttal Option

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▪format is A, B, B, A (A posts first, B drops next, B posts follow-up, A drops final bar)

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YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT GRAY HAIRS HAVING TO FACE ME AGAIN SO SOON,
BUT UNLIKE YOUR WIFE, BROKE LESNAR SEEMS TO WANT TO DESTROY YER YOUTH.

des keeps it legit, while u stay full of shit & this is fact
cuz if Cer real... nah, that's just how people'd feel if u win this match

not a fan of either

tbh but i want to tell des specifically why

i dont see how People would feel surreal

youknow

u always hear it used like "the moment was surreal"

but never "i feel surreal" or the people feel surreal

thats strange

that being said i think your concept is way better than certs.

n im not going to nitpick it tooooo hard because i totally got wat u meant but thot it cud have been altered


certain..am i missing something in your bar ?

because it seems pretty basic to me. i must be missing something

n 1-2 chat could u explain?

as of now i vote des

but i will edit if theres something more to certs bar n i missed it

v/des

Nice flip on the bar for certain .. Des I felt that was just super fucking basic... cer flips are kind expected and u just did the expected my bro on something or concept that's hard to finish with u mean I get the punch and I got it hitting but just nothing close to what I was expecting.

This match was pretty cool was hoping more of an HOONAH OF THINGS..... ok I re - read the bars and I clearly got certain on this one.

Really didn't say much here. Putting it in CAPS did not make it hit harder, either.

Wording sucked, TBH. Don't think you needed the "Cuz" either. I think you could have brushed up on the execution but definitely a better bar tbh.

v/Des - Better punch.

Certains bar didn't do anything for me. destroy yer youth? seems like it was a poor atempt at nameplay that didn't connect

Destroyers bar was fairly basic but it connected nonetheless.

v/Des

des

didn't like certains at all
des had a cool np with an okay set up and execution

Thought cert had a good idea but the punch was worded with very little sting.
Cats not familiar with des's wife's miscarriage won't get it either.

Des was sloppy but he knew, after reading certs bar, that he only needed to connect on a jab.


V Des

v/Des...Wording was rough but Certains punch wasnt that impactful

I actually got certain taking this, had a better personal (pretty fuckin harsh tbh) along with a name play an decent wording.
Des just came too basic an statementish talm bout how voters would feel...not really a punchline just a basic NP
Vote certain

Cert...pretty heavy personal right there...the nameplay part of it was eh..juz strong cuz of the youth shot...harsh

Des..diggin this...thought the surreal shit worked nice..

Des a lil more creative

V...destro

alil shakey hear ... I'ma go with Des for the win tho he just edged it.

I got certain. The backstory has come to light a bit , making the punch hit harder than I originally thought. Destroyers np was decent

Certain's was worded awkwardly for me, I wasn't a fan. Des had an alright np that worked better than Certain's bar IMO.

Des

I'm pretty sure Certain used that "Destroy er" np before in this league. Let me check. Lol yeah. First time you guys battle it was "Destroy er". The "er" and the "yer" are being used differently but not the "Destroy."

Going with Des here. Liked the concept and np more.

v-Des