WEEK 5: (1-3) Mac V (0-0) Aero (3-2 AERO WINS)
 

Rules

1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post

Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
(excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv)

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

NEW RULE; once both battlers have posted once if you fail to respond within 24 hours your turn will be forfeited and your opponent will have 24 hours from the time your deadline expired to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. You will then be given 24 hours to respond. Failing to respond within the 24 hours more than once will result in the battle ending after your opponent has exercised or declined their option to post an additional 1 or 2 bars.

If you opened the battle you may not post after 10:59PM EST on Sunday.
This is to discourage last second posting without giving your opponent the opportunity to respond and equal the number of posts in a battle.

Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST

@Mac you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

You're one & three & wanted ME? What's up with dude?
Going back & forth's haaard.. debating whether to show up for you


Scene: Mac is in a crowded gay club. He has a special trick to get guys to fuck and it's through acting clumsy.

He'll say shit like

"Excuse me" "Oopsies" drops down & a salad he might toss
He's no president but if you hear a pardon just know he's getting a guy off

@Mac

so you have chosen death, you called me ugly & that has repercussion
I got ur brain debatin back & forth.. in a reaally heated up discussion

Scene: Aero is searching for Finny all over Utah

"Finny where are you", Aero screams desesperately, "that guy is trash"
talk bout getting guys off, Finny went MIA secs after u sent him cash
@Mac

Aero forfeits his turn. @Mac you have ‘til tonight to write 1 or 2 more bars, if you want.
Aero you can respond after Mac posts.

Consensus

Judge's quotes

I’m not even sure it’s worth a vote here. As far as I’m concerned, it’s a double DQ

technically it’s a rebuttals league and the only one who got the chance to rebuttal was Mac? But Aero had the better two lines?

What a shitty battle. Thanks for signing in, Austin. Blue called it on him not being able to show on consecutive days, but somehow it was still enough to eek out a win

Verdict

3 judges thought Aero won and 2 didn't

3-2 Aero wins