Week 2 Cypher: Punchline Pandemonium
 

Punchline Pandemonium Cypher:

-1 bar per post, can diss anyone in the league
-Must be signed in to participate
-12 bars maximum per battler

1st Place: Accomp, Reserved Spotlight Match to be granted at any time during the league, +1 to win record
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Lets go @Blue Bayou @Zuo @Da Brayn Lord @Resin M-I-C @Aero @Plot @Allen Knight @Habitat @Flow @FGR @Sinacog @the Munster @Destroyer @Slechtq @Meth @Incredible @Ryno @Adverse @bleak @RAPTOR.. @Cashius

One scuffle n it’s all trouble, u’ll get clipped from all the guns that I tote...
Cuz riffle of action! Watch the AR explode down ur throat

Ya wife fucks my whole crew. I pull out the dick n she's down to ride
Pass your bitch to my boy & hellbender over faster than salamander genocide

Salamander genocide

Ur archives r mad lame n we know u tried ur best
Had ur shot in the league n wound up gettin stomped out, Delonte West

you can't be talkin like a pimp that's always stiff for whores..
when you've been stood up more times then Ouch out front of the liquor store

Listen princess you getting a big shell like bowser
The heat will surround round blue like the firefox browser

True cock sucker to the highest degree, dudes a joke
This turd’ll neck any nigga as long as it warms his throat

poor guy went to prom alone after hearing "NO" from the hoes..
asked the schools most chilled stoner & even she wouldn't go with the flow

Impregnate your bitch then punch her with pace
The baby be as stiff as I was but ironically Blue in the face

Stop w/ the tuff guy act, my flows is violent, sick enough to own a tyrant
Wipe ya whole team out off contact like the coronavirus

Fuck your current events shit, at them punches I'm the best kid
I'll drop the Pound on you quicker then it did in Brexit

We laugh atcha steez, fragile bitch I’m breaking u & ya team
Cuz we all know this brittle get broken w/ ease

My culture the quickest, yours is dumb witted n fake
You wooden want this cus my whittle leave you in a bad shape

It’s game over for this lame poser, I’m slumpin his jaw...
Challenge me? K. U better bring ya team for this brawl

pipe down and don’t talk for years. holy crap ur such an awkward queer
your mother’s a whore Anderson Paaks fudge like the rapper at a chocolatier

All this team envy, loner loser never made the cut
Call you cerrone cus when punches thrown you'll never get "back up"

I snack on wack punches, quit frontin, leave em dumped in some trenches
Culture shock, let’s see if Flow can stomach these biscuits

This was pretty dope lmao

joined NC hoping that you'd get to smell bags thong..
musta been drunk when you registered boyyy you spelled FAG wrong