THE TRIAL OF THE GNOME MAN ADONIS
 

ALSO RENDERED AS THE "MINISCULE MAL-MASCULINE MODERATING MAVERICK" AS PER HIS OWNERSHIP RIGHTS AT BARNUM & BAILEY. @Adonis YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO LETHAL CASTRATION OF YOUR MICRO PENIS BY MEANS OF SCIMITAR...LET THE PROCEEDINGS BEGIN.

YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING: 1)AGGRAVATED FELLATIO OF EUROPEAN 4 INCH LARS PENIS
2)INABILITY TO PASS LOGICAL EXAMS OF THE 3RD GRADE CALIBER
3)REPEATED MISSPELLINGS OF "TOO/TO" , "THERE/ THEY'RE/THEIR" ETC
4)MALFUNCTION OF A 6 FLAGS THEME PARK ROLLER COASTER DUE TO DIMINUTIVE DIMENSIONS THEREBY CAUSING THE DEATHS OF DOZENS
5)PENETRATION OF AN ENGLISH CRUMPET AND PARTICIPATION IN THE PAIN OLYMPICS ON TOR BROWSERS, MUTILATING YOUR OWN TESTICLES VIA SCALDING HOT TEA BREWED BY BARON MYND.

HOW DO YOU PLEAD???

@garfunkel goldenflow

The honorable judge sent me to kill you for mocking his court without his consent

I’ll let you off with a warning tho

THOU ART A MOST INSOUCIANT YOUTH...NOT THEE WAS I HONORING, BUT OUR MOST... ESTEEMED JUDGE LORD GOLDEN FLOW. PARLIAMENT HAS CONVENED FOR THE TRAITOROUS CRIMES AFOREMENTIONED IN PRELIMINARY PROCEEDINGS.

@BAILIFF

lol

Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dog

YOU ARE DISMISSED FROM THE HIGH COURT, LOWLY NEGRO.

Lmaooooooo

It's not really that funny. Do you have pics of ugly naked azns to post rofl. So manly and funny he can pull ugly azn tinder girls omfg lulz. Back to societal dregs with u

Nyc unfunny fagot forever raging because no one wanted to roleplay jury with him lol Jesus ur a pathetic fuckin loser

Hmmm ur forever role playing w Seth...yall suck each. chemyoother and have humor at the expense of others and pick on the weak men...ironically considering yourselves strong men ( on the outer surface, 2 layers deep u know ur a bitch fagg0t) of the forum bc y'all ain't shit real life rolfzz...fuckin dumbass very ironic. Juror7 stands for the ppl against filth like u

We all miss zygote and vulgar aliases

Some just grieve in a more cringey way than the rest of us

And the weakest link to the bags Seth Sharp trio has arrived.

Time to make some beats to the screams of Ukrainian farmers circa 1940

Yes those are the 3 people who gave your thread pity posts

I got robbed 2

lmao that loss broke NYC mind

damn

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Seems jealous

Nyc...=...jury#7...?...now the multiple PMs begging for votes in the semi finals makes sense...also makes me smh...