Phil, what's your favorite fruit?
 

Ricky Martin...


Happy Monday my guys. What's up with the server? I've been having issues getting the site to come up.

Thanks love you too

3 guys walk into a bar....
The fourth guy ducks

Wanna hear a laugher? A white rapper walks into 16 bars

Since we are posting bad jokes, here’s one.

Boy asked father;

Dad, how many wives can one have?

Father replied; 16.

Four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer.

Boy replied; so which one do I call mom?

Father’s response, none - child support’s a mother fucker.

Wish you didn’t post anymore.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Even wirh the formatting that screams 'this came from some pinoy Facebook' meme' with a minion or the boss baby in it

gg amen

Nope. Someone told me and expected laughter. It was an awkward moment when I just stared at him.

Now you know how we feel when we read any of your posts

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!


:(

lmao how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten.

An 18 wheeler carrying Vick's vaporub got over turned on a busy interstate.

Ironically there was no congestion for four hours...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

I once woke up with dick on my breathe
The funny thing is, your wifes vagay did too

Pause!!

I'm not married...

you should post more tbh

Why did mickey mouse break up with minnie mouse..





..drum.rolllllllll....









...Cause that bitch is fucking goofy

^^Lol...What do you call a chook lookin' @ a lettuce?

Chicken Caesar Salad.