Diss The Emcee Above You
 

i can't believe y'all don't have this yet. lets get this section populated. it'll generate a lot of activity.

c'mon get at me.

Man it's time to brawl, peep this graf-x artist tryna call
Attention to some sigs that look like shit Blizzard would file as "BLAH"
Claim this aint your first Rodeo? Bet you found out your place
Trying to introduce yourself and got 'clowned' out the gate
Jackass, drop those wack raps'n get pinned like bowlin in alleys
So thin-skinned! Ven'll Get left with less flesh than the skull in your Avy
I question this Carmouche-ish Douche Bitch -I doubt this homo fights
You more useless than your used sig.. cuz no one buys the "Prototype"
Yo..Its justs a cypha, only jokes, cuz truth be told Ven is the shit
Can't wait to peep who jacks this mic and decides to let err rip.

Hey great shit man, loving the idea.

To be fair to Ven there used to be one of these in the BA, but I don't know where it went
But since you've prepared this then I'll give you a tip, Noone cares....again...
Bent, you failed to hit, It's hard to follow a tale in lisp with a face with braile in zits
Not to mention you smell like shit..............

I know, I know. I'm too dope.......

yo yo..

the only Zen worth respecting is what yogis have practiced
You're more of a drag on the board than the homie He whose name shall not be spoken
You write stories but I'm the one putting you to bed
I'd call you that new dude on facebook... cuz you could use a friend.
I'm dope, you're "rehab".... a rest-haven for hoes
The only Mack Zen got.. is the special at Mc-Donalds lol

ugh awful.

Just jokes fam you know you ill

You think your disses are supposed to matter? When you post, it's laughter
Because your fuckin avy's the only time you're close to a rapper

:)

Lololololol..

Damn back to the drawing board

Yo you think you're fly and you deserve to drive a caddy, kid?
Just face the hard truth and punch yourself like your avvy did.
If a chick would rub your tummy, it's only for luck
You got that farmer game.. the only chick you pull goes "cluck"
What the fuck.. i'm boring myself in this battle
You couldn't ride a high horse if you strode side saddle..

WTF

My saddles blazzin, youra rasin in the sun..
Prunish, puny.. glazed when the cheque clears first of every month..
I put the G in g'rapes and the Thug in harry potter..
Its all fun and games til i film you.. Mr Jar Squatter..
I will kick you so hard you'll menstruate shoe polish..
Honest, it will take more than pen and thread for you to drip knowledge..

see K get stabbed a bunch, captain crunch is lunch meat
he's gay, don't pack a punch - wack as fuck, he's done. Beat
I could go on, but whats the point, for me to try and creep,
I spit flames, I swallow joints, while he can cry and weep..

rhyming whole lines like whoa.. yo swag and flow bro



holler

Bent thinks his raps matter, You've been down sized now we just laugh at cha
You're a wack rapper, So when you've found time how can you climb up that ladder?
Go home, put on How High and say, "I can be just like that actor!!"

I like makin fun of @IamBenT lol

I crack Cereal's bones like I'm Captain Cruch, I read your diss, But I didn't laugh not once
....Because from the looks of your material, It doesn't have a punch...
I'll blow past ya punks, I got rabies and it can't be stopped
I'll blast you cunts, Only thing NGs blasted is his avys glamour shot

buddha this and buddha that, but what he'll never do is rap,
he spits this foolish crap, but im thinking damn this dude is wack,
you been to war? blasted gats? didn't think so, talk is cheap
you a net stalkin geek, who prolly scared to walk the street..

No good even sucks at being his own hype man, the shits plain pathetic.
... call'd this faggot out for a battle in the past... but the lame wouldn't set it.
u ain't cut for this text shit...So try thinking before ur next hit..
No check in so let me step in and destroy this faggots press kit.
I'll murder this pseudo goon w/ hoolahoop. HA. or wait.... Your hard right?
Any head that say ur bars aren't PURE SHIT...?!? must be sniffin' that hard white...
See, this is what I do kid.... my text game on some kung fu tip.
If you had to battle to save ur life versus an infant girl.. I'd still say you'd lose it.
So hang up them posters Stan... come inside, it's cold.
Every line u drop is garbage, not even good for a LOL.
Now I almost feel bad after ether'n this dweeb, while he holds his dick beating it.
Cuz like DJ khalid all he do is win... NOT! He just drools watching 8mile on repeat again...

Fucking faggot. gtfo...

xnub,
need a hug? to feel better bout yaself?
I never watched 8 mile, I left it on the fucking shelf.
drink a protien shake cause son your really frail as shit,
toilet trash talkin rapper, but hiding as an alias
you either bags or cake, or one of your groupie hoes,
sayin this is what I do, but yet never seen a studio
wack wack wack, typing lines a mile long
you really fucking suck, maybe try writing a song
thinkin you amount to something, cause you won a little league,
son just a little bitch, who'd step ..

and get blown to smithereens.

*at least you couldve reared your ugly face. coward.

By the way xnub. Your flow sucks. Reeeeally really bad. Work on that. Your punches are alright.
Shorten your lines up. Jesus. Typing a paragraph to try and form a punchline.
I can tell youve never even held a mic and youre the one calling me a fag? And i dont even battle. Lol at least i sound like i remotely know what im doing. Which you on the other hand dont. At all.

^^ lol... he mad right now...
this homo marine gone AWOL and wanna shoot his dad right now.....
but I digress...
Listen, Allow me to give this joker a clue....
It doesn't make you 'special' ed.... just because you huff glue.
I could bring you up to par, and teach u the difference between apples and oranges...
but I don't need eagle eyes or a little birdie to know ur rhymes are horrid.
I don't need jabs, punches, concepts, or "flow"... lol.
but get this guy a pad or something, shit. his vagina's about to blow...
I don't know what I'm doing? Who the fuck are you?...
Ima do me little homie, but I doubt you know what its like to do you.
this fake wigger wouldn't pull a trigger in basic training...
maaannnn.. you couldn't get a bitch wet if you were both outside and it was raining.
call this light work, keep my name out ya mouth or prepare for devastation.
... and tbh... I'm almost ashamed to be American... if this the kind of herb we let represent our nation.
I bring witty bars, classy cadence, a clever scheme, and years worth of patience.
All this pussy got is his rifle, and an extreme case of hemorrhoids from the constant roid ragin'.
easy......

Lol ill give you that one xnub. Some funny lines in there. I aint mad yo. Its the internet.

I got you though.. im on a bus on my phone. Ill be back.

Holler

Were you listening to Pat Stay / Loe Pesci / Osa and 24/7 battles when you wrote this? It's okay to say yes, just ... watch how you word things from now on.

Hahaha nice trap.. lol

That shit's no good the way yer free postin
I'll put bee'z in his trap if he keeps his mouth open
I'll leave you there like an e-z chair broken
he'll be catching flies with his mouth open hoping the zipper ain't frozen
like any other hoe.. has high hopes though the hoe lives in ho-broken
how could you be a marine you seem so soft spoken...
"An instrument of death" a little extreme for a dude back rubbing n xnub n
maybe I'm off I won't ask.. don't tell no reason reveal who's your next husband
I mean your suppose to diss the guy above you not love him
you just practically in front of the faculty of Net MC's just fucked him
This is a battle rap something you have no talent at end of discussion