Two Things: Should I smash my neighbor? And Is plain lizard edible?
 

1. I live in an area infested with Cubans and Cuban woman are top 3 most sluttiest women in the world. Ok SO. I have neighbors who are a Cuban man and woman and are barely home, I think she’s a dancer and he’s into some sort of sketchy shit because they have a nice crib 4/3 and are renting! She’s home a lot more then he is and she’s always outside wearing skimpy shit whenever I get home from my shift. She don’t speak a lick of English but thankfully I speak Spanish 89% so I’m good. Idk if she wants to get into it but she always looks at me with estranged eyes and sizes me with a zaaam type smile? I personally have the potential to go bring her into my home and smash (but I don’t want to disrespect my girl) or I can go into hers (but I feel bad). What do I do? @Amen mostly.


2. Are plain lizards edible? Legit question. If the apocalypse came and it balled down to Barely and foods left, would regular plain outside lizards be edibl? Are the nutritions?



I need these question answered ASAP please!

Speak Spanish 89% Lolllll

Ask Muff nigga... He recently received his PhD - Pimpin Hoe Degree.

He's got all the answers you are looking for, b.
@El Muffin

What would you do?


But yeah @El Muffin who still haven’t dropped verse in the tourney yet

Nothing.

I'm faithful, lol.

But didn’t you post a pic of you sexting some black chick? And you said you’ve fucked a lot

Just did.

Hold up lemme read all tgis

Don't do it... I got ....well kinda still am involved with a married chick and it was all fun and cool til shit got a lil serious and the bitch still married LMAO. And lizards barely have meat on them fo for frog legs at least.

I don't really condone cheating tbh even tho I never cheated, me fucking with a married chick is bad juju. But w.e homie, do you.

She's Cuban so that's a definite smash pass...always wanted me some ethnic bitches. Hell maybe her and her man are swingers or done to orgy

You gotta feel it out if you really want to .

See how receptive she is to certain things .. C'mon you know what your doing

Only unknown is how curious you are about the prospect about Fucking this bitch

If she eyeing you lol with estranged eyes then bam she looking for a temp rescue .. Translation : she wants you to beat the embargo out of her pussy

Only thing is.. Like how you get that ball rolling . hard to tell how to proceed based on info presented here

But subtly shoot ur shot . engage in a friendly convo next time she's solo n send the same signals she's sending sans the "helpp me" look in her eyes .xD

Let her know very subtly you feeling her u dig . should come out ur pores . but don't overdo it

I’ve had to confront the guy before because he thought it would be a good idea to have a loud ass music blasting backyard party at 11pm on a Sunday night

I quickly deaded that shit and it hasn’t happened since but Cubans are known for being disrespectful and ratchet, it’s in their nature.

I used to be a p.o.s who’d cheat on all my girlfriends and I had a true belief that that’s what kept relationships alive tbh but I’ve matured a lot since then and have grown a conscience that keeps me faithful with current chick

One things for sure is I suck at flirting in Spanish but yeah if it came to it I’d just have to shoot my shot as is.

Would this turn into a side fling though? Like would it become an arrangement of “let’s fuck” when nobody els is home?

This shit can’t cut into my gym/meal prep time man

Nigga u catching lizards to supplement your diet?

Stop playing xD

I'm ignoring that query

Yes. She has a her own thing going . n you two are neighbors . Only route to be taken is exactly that

If she starts looking for a savior then you immediately get amnesia . can't speak Spanish anymore

Just be careful though . do u really want a constant enemy as ur next door neighbor. I'm talking the husband . yeah u gotta feel shit out once u get her past the introductory phase . she might fuck around n give u the pussy n go home like "FUCK U RAUL " n then proceed to be up your ass

U really gotta like keep ur antennae up . id do it and HAVE but stay vigilant .

Don't shit where you sleep and eat. Didn't you mention you living with ur girl?

U crackers, I swear

But he speaks 89% Spanish bro

Crackers are pigs yo

Lol how do you feel about noise complaints on a week night ?

Pshhhh

Obv if he's entertaining the idea he's good with potentially losing that

Like worst case scenario he will be ok

Otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation is how I see it

Some relationships I've been in ain't no way I'm even thinking about Fucking off

Thetes been a few where I'm like its whatever tho

a. no
b. yes