Found a gloryhole at this piece of shit bar
 

Straight up, it was duck taped out waiting for me to use it.. arrows pointing to it & shit.

U gotta drop a dub thru it & wait up to 5 minutes.. from what I read on the wall anyways.

Asked the bartender chick about it & she just kinda smirked & said u can gon' & do that if u want to, but I wouldn't recommend it.

Fuck that, I gotta SEE what's about to suck my cock... she did say it's a woman that works it.. but didn't say much else. No gay shit. I was specific about that.

Never done this b4. Iono yo.

there's dude back there. bet.

you are being trolled.

do not put dick there.

*subbed*

You're not a faggot if you don't see him sucking yo dick.




Now tell yourself that 3 times and prepare for a mouth with oral herpes.

Nah, I need to see what's handling da monster.. I'm not sticking my dick thru there unless I know it's a semi-hot broad.

wait wait wait Tim...

either you do not have a monster, or you have the flexibility of 90yr old arthritic russian peasant woman...to have been unable to suck your own dick when you tried to.

fair enough?

this disturbed me. i didn't know that was real. i thought it was just in really cheesy porn.

in my mind, that could never end well. i'm sorry but what if whoever is on the other side bites it off? i don't know. i don't stick your peter in there. dont do it just dont


what if she has no teeth?
or too many of them?

no just dont

y'all some fucking pussies

Lmaoo Wat if someone just punched ur shit hard as fuck took ur money an dip lmaoo

Strik plz save the site

Tim aint got no money.

lmfaoooooooooo

It was a bar till this piece of shit walked in.

Get AIDS for real boi

lmfao @ stick your cock in there for boarding sake

I actually second this notion, and add the idea that you live blog it here as it happens

Who was asking about where has Detour been?

Small price to pay to find out.

You watch your tongue. That is the highest quality porn

If you wanna see the glory hole goat, look up Mary Jane Johnson.

he speaks....
 

I said cot DAYUM

"goat" in this context is a huge red flag for me

Looooooool

Ayo.

Surely uve atuck ur dick in worse things.

Do it. Then post results. Were are all behind u here.