THE VERITAS CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE THREAD
 

WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?

Me

"It is leg day at the gym, you have just finished your second set of starting strenght squats and are fixing to add +5 plates to each side, when you feel a sudden and strong pain in your abdomen. Do you:

A: go to the locker room

B: tough thru it and finish out your 3x5?

Second

This thread has high view potential if executed timely and properly.

No pressure.

next in line

it is just another afternoon where you wake up with nothing to do until work later. You feel strange today, different than usual, you decide to go outside and decide to take a walk. You come to a fork in the road, do you:

A: go left
B: go right

shut the fish up you slant eyed gookfaced gook. leave here meastrowh.

B. Right

Lol this reminds me of those goosebumps books where u choose ur story arc

it is 11pm on saturday night you are at a local bar with your friends and some of their ladies. You are having a good time listening to live music, some alternative drivel, but yeah, the alcohol makes it groove. Your buddy sean gets up to go piss and his old lady is looking at you smiling. She says, with a hint of naughty : " good god he is so boring....want to get out of here? I have something crazy to show you?" Do you:

A: leave with her immediatly before sean comes back
B: tell shawn what has happened

you have walked for approxiametly thirty minutes or so, and you come to yet another fork, only now there is a sign, which states:

"Whichita 3 miles east"
"Walrusville 3 miles west"

do you:

A: go east towards Whicita
B: go west towards Walrusville

B- wallrusville

this is a tough call... I'm going with A just because shawn cant decide how to spell his own name

let's see it

After walking for some time you now begin to contemplate that you are nearing the time for when you would need to begin walking back to make it to your shift on time...you slow down. all of a sudden a giant purplish portal opens up in front of you, do you:

A: You turn around and decide to go back to work
B: you enter the portal

B- enter the portal

This better be good, i grow tiresome of this game.

shutup.

ok, you decide to leave shaun in the bathroom with his tinkler in his hand and follow his girl, whose name turns out to be liz. She brinks you out back into an alley and tells you, "after tonight, if you are not afraid, you will be like a god". she then points to a limosine that is parked at the end of the alley. she asks you to enter it. do you:

A: decline and say thanks but no thanks, and go back in and kick it with your boys
B: follow liz into the limo

A

make me a god v

THE PORTAL CRUSHES YOU AND YOU DIE A MEANINGLESS DEATH WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE YOUR LIFE WAS MEANINGLESS BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ENLIGHTENED BUT COULD NEVER EVEN MASTER PATIENCE AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO RUIN YET ANOTHER THREAD. I HAD BIG PLANS FOR YOUR WALRUSVILLE ADVENTURE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP. LEAVE THIS THREAD AND TAKE YOUR UNORIGIANL TOOLSHED SELF WITH YOU. GOOD DAY SIR.

OPTIONS EXTINGUISHED. YOUR STORY IS OVER.

WAIT...you said A, but want to be a god. are you sure you want choice A then?

Lol