LMAO WHY IS IT EVERYONE FROM PR/B-BOYS TURNED OUT TO BE A FUCKING WEIRDO, THOUGH?
 

Facts.

We had David Lama masturbating on camera for Napalm.

RichardCorey trying to make text topical battles into an accepted form of poetry in its own right and calling it Scrypt despite it being just plain old “text” for two decades previous.

PJewK the literal ticking timebomb.

Adonis the 5’2 mexican watching his brother get beat up at a rap battle event and not doing shit. SMH. Pretty sure his brother has the audacity to still post here occasionally too.

Ouch the gap toothed, deformed left handed crab clawed asshat who once met Rygar only to be told he was a faggot. Supposedly incarcerated for crimes against Lisa Lampanelli and now he’s back using NC as his personal Facebook status updates between jail time and ducking Blue Bayou battles.

Uh-oh the former biter turned cybersexual/possibly homosexual living at home with his drunk and deluded father despising women and supporting Trump.

Immolate living vicariously through gang documentaries he watched once after falling down a YouTube hole and now he’s suddenly John Gottimmo with money to burn emailing Diode proof of his yearly fucking tax receipts and shit?

I just can’t with you fucking weirdos anymore.

Is there anyone I’ve missed?

Uhoh got caught biting?

And if you were from PR or bb you can add youself to the weirdo list for making this thread

That all sounds less weird than losing your job because your female coworkers thought you were going to rape and kill them after discovering your involvement in the snuff film industry

Ooh ooh, do me!

Shit thread

I approve this as 2019s final thread

Lars is just mad I'm not putting necrophilia and beastiality into my porn game. Is incest not enough????

Lol’ed at crimes against Lisa Lampanelli

This is rich.

i guess i'm technically from rapbasement.

lmao here’s some facts for you based on my extensive work in the field of post mortems and death, though.

Your wife Beth Canfield is approximately 5’9” and weighs roughly 336 pounds, right? Her left titty at least does.

This gives her a Body Mass Index as below:
BMI = 49.62

She is in the Obese range if anyone hasn’t already seen a pic and been hit by the abso-fucking-lutely obvious.

The definition of obesity as the basic cause of death is associated with larger thickness of the abdominal adipose panicle, being 8.5 cm (P = .001) the best measurement, according to the receiver operating characteristic curve.

Let’s look at some other probable contributions a second though, Hypertensive cardiopathy (P = .001), ischemic cardiopathy (P = .003), coronary (P = .008)/systemic (P = .005) atherosclerosis, and arterial (P = .014)/arteriolar (P = .027) nephrosclerosis are associated with the diagnosis of MS.

Steatohepatitis is associated with the diagnosis of obesity (P = .030); however, its association with the thickness of the abdominal adipose panicle is not statistically significant (P = .211).

What does this mean? Basically, Beth is fat as fuck and I’d bet a stack your wife’s liver looks like pate. (Don’t tell her, she’ll probably eat it.)

If she doesn’t die of obesity, which she probably will in all likelihood let’s be real, it will certainly be a contributing factor towards her death. At the least. Fatwife literally eating herself into an early grave right now. If you truly gave shit about the mother of your two children’s health, a clean healthy diet wouldn’t go amiss. Kale isn’t the work of the devil you cornfed fucking degenerate morons. Go running for an hour a day. Join a gym. Do starjumps in the living room with your children and pretend you care instead of sitting on your already sizeable asses lunching on processed food, sloth and diabetes.

You’ve just had a second child I’m told, so now is as good a time as ever to pull your fat fucking fingers out and make a difference. For your youngests sake. I say this with him in mind, as a father of two, you don’t want to watch them grow up to replicate your laziness. You’ve piled the pounds on too since you got married truth be told. You’ve practically doubled in size since 2014. Your wife is built like a landrover and you’re a Sherman tank.

How do you even have sex, tbh?

You must be the bottom. I can’t imagine her taking your weight even with that stomach to cushion it. Reinforced marital bed I presume. Anyway, I’m hoping things go better for you in the new year before your wife’s inevitable death from hypertension, heart failure, cardiopathy or obesity. Be the change.

Your on-set obesity prolly a factor that’s resulted in your depression and subsequent anger toward me of recent also. So remember, 2020 vision going forward. Stop snacking already.

Happy new year faggot.

Feeeeewwwww

You type to much ..nobody cares

You know that’s way too long for me to even entertain reading right?

I’m sure it was hilarious though. Maybe put that much effort into your failing marriage or lackluster parenting.

Glass houses etc

Don’t you have an overdose to attend to?

Over doughs.

Yet you’ve regularly typed this much and more


Lmaoooo



Amazing thread

Find one instance lol

May 2020 bring you many forines yung faggot

TIL I've been calling jumping jacks the wrong name all these years