Zuch vs Mac - ZUCH WINS
 

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
NO fun
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
May God have mercy on your souls
@UPN Zuch @Mac

16 is cool

16 is good

Ext

@UPN Zuch @Mac

It’s Summer Classic, and Mac you’re an important component
I mean, nothing says “welcome back Zuch” like my favorite warm-up opponent
What I do to your body? Well at it’s core isn’t pretty
Think Zombieland 2.. this double tap will spread your main parts out to four different cities
Brain damage taking huge tolls, go ahead, take a few polls
If they say you’re “highly regarded”, it’s a obvious auto-correct played a huge role
Hammer will check you out, blood curdled from hittin’ hard
I’ll separate the plasma from the genes like you’re paying with different cards
Your wife sucks cock, we all saw it so please be keen
That bitch be donating the brain quick like it’s crawlin’ with CTE
Crowbar on a pursuit of happiness, I’m a fuckin pro believe
Shatter your bones and knees..
Density so low, you’ll have to hit up Will Smith for one of those machines
Olympics coming up, unload the clip all by myself
And for the record, I’ll let the metal go around your neck like you’re Mike Phelps

https://i.imgur.com/13h3aVM.png

yea we get it ..
Rudge is a legend, Frac is a god & Blue is the best
y'all keep ur asses filthy who knows he's licking next
Jaime called the other night, she wanted to get warmer
not only she gives me green lights shes also on every corner
now u gotta move forward, scared or not - the exit's hard
she wasted you & never paid back like uh-oh's credit card
word is ur a quick pumper, how u expected ur EX to behave?
trust if he's Dull on sex, the kleenex's a Canadian mass grave
breakups comes wit conditions, spend on diapers no cash in bets
if his gambling relies intuition, that childs growin up in debt
aim to ya front door sniping.. slaughter.. then waive
once u feel the drops drippin.. you'll know its the heat wave
bad timin for actin brave, I got the firepower of a convoy
watch Mac drop magazines across your porch like the newspaper boy

It’s Summer Classic, and Mac you’re an important component
I mean, nothing says “welcome back Zuch” like my favorite warm-up opponent
funny
What I do to your body? Well at it’s core isn’t pretty
Think Zombieland 2.. this double tap will spread your main parts out to four different cities
didn't see it, will look it up if the battle is close enough
Brain damage taking huge tolls, go ahead, take a few polls
If they say you’re “highly regarded”, it’s a obvious auto-correct played a huge role
dead
Hammer will check you out, blood curdled from hittin’ hard
I’ll separate the plasma from the genes like you’re paying with different cards
Your wife sucks cock, we all saw it so please be keen
That bitch be donating the brain quick like it’s crawlin’ with CTE
solid
Crowbar on a pursuit of happiness, I’m a fuckin pro believe
Shatter your bones and knees..
Density so low, you’ll have to hit up Will Smith for one of those machines
that's a reference, wow. Pretty sure it's 'happyness' in the movie title. This is cool but like 10 years late
Olympics coming up, unload the clip all by myself
And for the record, I’ll let the metal go around your neck like you’re Mike Phelps
for the record makes this hit for me




yea we get it ..
Rudge is a legend, Frac is a god & Blue is the best
y'all keep ur asses filthy who knows he's licking next
the 'keep your asses filthy' part really distracts me from the punch
Jaime called the other night, she wanted to get warmer
not only she gives me green lights shes also on every corner
okay
now u gotta move forward, scared or not - the exit's hard
she wasted you & never paid back like uh-oh's credit card
dead. @uh-oh get in here. I like the bar because it's just funny, but generally 'xxxx like yyy' style references are the most basic punches
word is ur a quick pumper, how u expected ur EX to behave?
trust if he's Dull on sex, the kleenex's a Canadian mass grave
trying to do too much here
breakups comes wit conditions, spend on diapers no cash in bets
if his gambling relies intuition, that childs growin up in debt
this is a dope idea but the wording is off just enough to be distracting... 'gambling relies in tuition' is confusing
aim to ya front door sniping.. slaughter.. then waive
once u feel the drops drippin.. you'll know its the heat wave
waive?
bad timin for actin brave, I got the firepower of a convoy
watch Mac drop magazines across your porch like the newspaper boy
cool, but again, that style of punch usually leaves a little more to be desired


This was a fun read, which I normally don't say about 16 line battles. Good shit guys. I've got Zuch with one more punch I like and better wording.

V/zuch

Idk. I felt Zuch executed his lines better
Mac had a cpl. green light, uh oh were okays, something about the way he worded em took away or fell flat.

Brain damage taking huge tolls, go ahead, take a few polls
If they say you’re “highly regarded”, it’s a obvious auto-correct played a huge role
Hammer will check you out, blood curdled from hittin’ hard
I’ll separate the plasma from the genes like you’re paying with different cards
Your wife sucks cock, we all saw it so please be keen
That bitch be donating the brain quick like it’s crawlin’ with CTE

^^decent to solid section. came off harsher.
Phelps line record tie in helped, but I've seen that.

Vote Zuch

Zuch

Opener was nice
Highly regarded was LOL

The rest wasn’t bad but they were the standouts for me

Mac

I wanted you to do more with some of your ideas.. green light for example and the closer.. they just came off a little simple . A lot of the verse fell kinda short bro. Seen you drop better

Zuch takes this fairly comfortably for me

Zuch -

Autocorrect leaned me. CTE was solid too.

Mac -

I love you.

V - Zuch

i never knew Zuch admitted the Rudge shit. Rudge was fire fr. One of the absolute best to add an inherent swagger to his writing. Him, Rad, and Resin did that shit the best back then.

Anyway. Mac had some good ideas, that could've been worded better. Intuition could've been better with a bit better wording. Kinda the same with most of ya verse. Polish that up and u hit another tier.

Vote Zuch. Highly regarded was funny. for the record, phelps... cool verse.

Lol wait wait wait, I bit his style, not his lines.