Jared bout to get 15 years and 8 months worth of ft longs.....
 

Sup tho. How you living?

Lol sup, post more.

They gonna turn his ham into roast beef

Extra hollandaise plz

@Witty @Certain @big baby @CopyPat @Fig @Split eight @quaker oats

Hi cake

Sup wise

YO @Muff YOU COFFEE WITH A SPLASH OF CUM LOOKING DUMPSTER BABY LOOKING LIKE YOU COULD NEVER QUITE GET THAT OIL STAIN OFF YOUR HANDS LIKE A GULF COAST PELICAN WRITING TRASH BARS AND CALLING YOURSELF A TEXT BATTLE LEGEND EVEN THOUGH YOUR WIN LIST INCLUDES "ALLEN KNIGHT, ONCE WHEN HE WAS DRUNK" AND THAT'S ALSO THE ONLY WAY YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN LAID. YOUR DAD LOOKS LIKE BILL COSBY TOOK THE WRONG DRINK ON DATE NIGHT AND YOUR MOM SUCH A SPRING THOMAS THAT HER SON IS A FUCKING UNEDUCATED DOCKHAND AND HER BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT IS HOW SMALL YOUR DICK IS. NEVER FUCKING MENTION HOLLANDAISE AGAIN.

I'm out of practice.

gone @ "your mom is a spring thomas"

that's the old days internet shit right there, b

Muff just got his meatballs marinated.

Don't fuck with the hollandaisies.

I get pussy quite regularly

Pics?

Nah son. U don't want it

Stick 2 the shadows

BTW figs of age now

Ur in the clear, Jared Fogle

LMAO.

Desertion

Hey, @Zen, did no one put that thing you wrote in the Hall of Fame yet?

lollll

@Zen

@FreshADiddle

Hey guys I'm gay now that's it wassup