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Contender Match: Dave vs UserName - DAVE WINS
Netcees SOL Season II @evaD @UserNameWeek 6 Due Friday, August 5th at Midnight PST Minimum: 10 Lines Maximum: 14 Lines 24hr ext given on request NO biting NO swaying NO feeding You MUST check in Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit May God have mercy on your souls |
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I’ll clown this Brit, keep talking and ur gettin pounded quick Your verse is like Resin’s house, full of dumb Flips that never amount to shit I’m firing until the sound goes CLICK, ur losing it kid, don’t shake and shout Of course I’m removing your lid, I always separate the trash when I take it out Who’s debating now? Geez Dave, you’ve got a fiends face If a getaway driver made the turns that your teeth make, he’d escape every police chase Your verse is for the birds, all it does is leave a sour vibe If my verse is for the birds it’s because of all the power lines Your girl sending me pictures, her & her friends licking her toys Ain’t been a hard drive this packed full of bitches since ur last road trip with ur boys Verses put everyone to sleep, we can’t listen to Dave Your bars should come with bedsheets attached like a prison escape Yea I’m a heavyweight, and all my haymakers divide All you got is cat-like reflexes, which explains why Resin ate you alive Teeth looking like a western pine was fed through a jet turbine You’ve never gone the extra mile, but my uppercut will fix that in record time You dress like a homeless bum, all ur clothes are done Dave’s closet is all Hand-me-downs, like when Seth asks to hold his son Dave's Verse Fuck text I’m catchin bodies and leavin em in vacants You’re here to cement your place in the playoffs.. I’m here to cement your place beneath my basement Battling my old buddy is kinda weird I won’t front There really is a lot to unpack here - user brought his own lunch Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find I’m known for pulling all nighters, tear up the city when we turnt out If you came home in the Wee hours you’d find me pissing in your girls mouth She told me you could never last and that was all I had to hear My dick was inside for so long it came out with gang connections and a tattooed tear Not really the type to care but my fits are always kinda rare If he steps out head to toe in drip he’s probably just had to tackle a flight of stairs I’m rubbing shoulders with celebs.. the type of party he blatantly dreams of The only star-studded affair he’s ever known was helping LGI to take those jeans off My moneys so long I can’t spend it all but I keep tryin Only thing User’s known to fritter away is every meal in his deep fryer Take this W and take my pals out - love celebrating and it’s that time my friend If your boys are giving you chest bumps it’s CPR cus you’ve flatlined again |
Both vs so amazing
Flows so tight I like User vs more Vote-User |
User:
I’ll clown this Brit, keep talking and ur gettin pounded quick Your verse is like Resin’s house, full of dumb Flips that never amount to shit is this in reference to asians randomly doing backflips lol... this is okay.. I like it more than I should though I’m firing until the sound goes CLICK, ur losing it kid, don’t shake and shout Of course I’m removing your lid, I always separate the trash when I take it out Setup was ass lol.. I guess you said the trash lines are working let me get in this.. this was alright Who’s debating now? Geez Dave, you’ve got a fiends face If a getaway driver made the turns that your teeth make, he’d escape every police chase haha, good grief Your verse is for the birds, all it does is leave a sour vibe If my verse is for the birds it’s because of all the power lines lol cute but silly like you. Your girl sending me pictures, her & her friends licking her toys Ain’t been a hard drive this packed full of bitches since ur last road trip with ur boys nah this doesnt hit for me Verses put everyone to sleep, we can’t listen to Dave Your bars should come with bedsheets attached like a prison escape lol nice, good imagery Yea I’m a heavyweight, and all my haymakers divide All you got is cat-like reflexes, which explains why Resin ate you alive lol.. nice Teeth looking like a western pine was fed through a jet turbine You’ve never gone the extra mile, but my uppercut will fix that in record time liked the setup more than the punch You dress like a homeless bum, all ur clothes are done Dave’s closet is all Hand-me-downs, like when Seth asks to hold his son hahaha Good comedic verse, seemed effortless Dave: Fuck text I’m catchin bodies and leavin em in vacants You’re here to cement your place in the playoffs.. I’m here to cement your place beneath my basement kinda predictable Battling my old buddy is kinda weird I won’t front There really is a lot to unpack here - user brought his own lunch LOLOL Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find cool but I knew where the punch was going I’m known for pulling all nighters, tear up the city when we turnt out If you came home in the Wee hours you’d find me pissing in your girls mouth lol this is silly, I cant like this She told me you could never last and that was all I had to hear My dick was inside for so long it came out with gang connections and a tattooed tear LOL Not really the type to care but my fits are always kinda rare If he steps out head to toe in drip he’s probably just had to tackle a flight of stairs this was fire I’m rubbing shoulders with celebs.. the type of party he blatantly dreams of The only star-studded affair he’s ever known was helping LGI to take those jeans off kinda gay even as a diss but it works My moneys so long I can’t spend it all but I keep tryin Only thing User’s known to fritter away is every meal in his deep fryer lol alright Take this W and take my pals out - love celebrating and it’s that time my friend If your boys are giving you chest bumps it’s CPR cus you’ve flatlined again nice closer Brought some heat, definitely redeemed yourself Too close for me so I'll have to do a point breakdown. Good battle! Okay so I have Dave winning this by a hair. His lows were a bit higher than User's |
Fire battle.. reserved for later
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Dave's Verse Fuck text I’m catchin bodies and leavin em in vacants You’re here to cement your place in the playoffs.. I’m here to cement your place beneath my basement Punch a bit long winded but I dig the idea, it’s decent Battling my old buddy is kinda weird I won’t front There really is a lot to unpack here - user brought his own lunch Lol, I liked this a lot Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find Lol again cool I’m known for pulling all nighters, tear up the city when we turnt out If you came home in the Wee hours you’d find me pissing in your girls mouth Wee hours is a bit of a stretch to me. It’s ok She told me you could never last and that was all I had to hear My dick was inside for so long it came out with gang connections and a tattooed tear That’s dope to me, ‘inside’ flip actually quite simple but this is cleverly done Not really the type to care but my fits are always kinda rare If he steps out head to toe in drip he’s probably just had to tackle a flight of stairs I’ve personally seen a lot of fat/can’t tackle stairs connections which took away from ur punch slightly I’m rubbing shoulders with celebs.. the type of party he blatantly dreams of The only star-studded affair he’s ever known was helping LGI to take those jeans off Ok My moneys so long I can’t spend it all but I keep tryin Only thing User’s known to fritter away is every meal in his deep fryer Ok. Solid Take this W and take my pals out - love celebrating and it’s that time my friend If your boys are giving you chest bumps it’s CPR cus you’ve flatlined again Lol good closer [/QUOTE] User was on point with the multis and wording , Dave wasn’t too dissimilar either.. but in the end, Dave gets my vote for heavier overall hits Tricky one though. Good shit both of you. When I first read this I had user… but reading a couple of times, Dave just came with it |
I’ll clown this Brit, keep talking and ur gettin pounded quick
Your verse is like Resin’s house, full of dumb Flips that never amount to shit well u and ur mom are hillbillies, this is a house of learned doctors.. its funny but light 2.5 I’m firing until the sound goes CLICK, ur losing it kid, don’t shake and shout Of course I’m removing your lid, I always separate the trash when I take it out trash lines are becoming a thing, this was cool 3 Who’s debating now? Geez Dave, you’ve got a fiends face If a getaway driver made the turns that your teeth make, he’d escape every police chase certified bangerrrr, damn 5 Your verse is for the birds, all it does is leave a sour vibe If my verse is for the birds it’s because of all the power lines braggadocio lol fucks with it 3.5 Your girl sending me pictures, her & her friends licking her toys Ain’t been a hard drive this packed full of bitches since ur last road trip with ur boys aight, not too shabby 2 Verses put everyone to sleep, we can’t listen to Dave Your bars should come with bedsheets attached like a prison escape yeah thats nasty 5 Yea I’m a heavyweight, and all my haymakers divide All you got is cat-like reflexes, which explains why Resin ate you alive i’ve done this concept but still a good personal 3 Teeth looking like a western pine was fed through a jet turbine You’ve never gone the extra mile, but my uppercut will fix that in record time prob ur worse line but it wasnt bad 2 You dress like a homeless bum, all ur clothes are done Dave’s closet is all Hand-me-downs, like when Seth asks to hold his son ouchhh, nasty 5 vs Fuck text I’m catchin bodies and leavin em in vacants You’re here to cement your place in the playoffs.. I’m here to cement your place beneath my basement little long but cool 3 Battling my old buddy is kinda weird I won’t front There really is a lot to unpack here - user brought his own lunch HAHAHAH pure comedy 4.5 Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find never heard snitching as rolled over.. dunno maybe im missing something.. maybe its because i didnt grow up in bensonhurst 2.5 I’m known for pulling all nighters, tear up the city when we turnt out If you came home in the Wee hours you’d find me pissing in your girls mouth lol corny but ok 2.5 She told me you could never last and that was all I had to hear My dick was inside for so long it came out with gang connections and a tattooed tear woooo coookin 5 Not really the type to care but my fits are always kinda rare If he steps out head to toe in drip he’s probably just had to tackle a flight of stairs yeah thats nastyyy 5 I’m rubbing shoulders with celebs.. the type of party he blatantly dreams of The only star-studded affair he’s ever known was helping LGI to take those jeans off self explanatory but i need visuals for the personal to truly work 2 My moneys so long I can’t spend it all but I keep tryin Only thing User’s known to fritter away is every meal in his deep fryer decent, funny 3 Take this W and take my pals out - love celebrating and it’s that time my friend If your boys are giving you chest bumps it’s CPR cus you’ve flatlined again realll solid closer 4 battle of the season so far.. both of yous killed it. 4 sickkk ass lines each.. theres two lines of Dave’s i didnt get, gonna read this over couple more times and will decide.. but fuckin solid battle boys.. this ones for the books.. yeah Dave had one more in the ammo that i liked.. Dave |
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Really enjoyable battle guys. Creative and hilarious lines on both sides. Hand me downs was the funniest individual line to me but I think overall I loled a bit more in Dave's verse. All those fat jokes were hitting and were fresh to me. V/ Dave |
I usually give a better breakdown but don't really have the time to.
What I see here is a well deversified verse here from username with a couple misses vs. A verse practically filled with Good/funny fat boy concepts. Idk when the same idea is used in multiple ways I feel it's a little less creative. Username definitely had the best bar of the battle with the hand me downs and was overall a bit more creative with his concepts for that reason I'm voting for username. |
Dave don’t talk to police. If they wanna know they’d better read my mind
If user rolled over on his friends there’d be nothing left for the feds to even find bury me |
User had the two resin bars, the power lines..prison escape and that closer was dope....
Dave was just dope, his whole verse was dope as hell....he was ROFLZ from stsrt to finish....I think this will be my first vote against user ever....but Dave just came with it here Vote Dave But why did I take my pants off Great battle guys |
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