1-2 PUNCH WEEK 4 MAG: I’M UPSET FT. BLEAK
 

INTRO

What’s up fagits, we’re back with another mag and by we I mean me. Allen is doing a great job though! Allen where are you? Anyways, the boy bleak stepped in this week and helped with the mag thank goodness cause it’s been busy for me recently lol. This guy Killing Spree swore to me that he’d help out but I shoulda known better than to trust a Canadian hockey loving drunk hobbit fagit. Whatever, it was a cool week and although I am quite displeased at the quality of bars, I am glad the majority of you showed. Lenox is banned from the league. Here we go!

YOUR BARS WITH WORDS (Battle Reviews ft. Cred)

PREDICTIONS BY BLEAK

Predictions, brought to you... no, gifted to you by: bleak

DMS (1-0) vs. Cereal (1-2)

Idk who DMS is but Cereal I know. So let's go DMS 100/0

Contenders Match: Blue Bayou (3-0) vs. bleak (3-0)

Well well well mr bleak managed to get this far and is 3-0, props to bleak yo. I had no idea how he did it, but good shit bro. He’s a fat white lesvian from Norway and speaks little to no English. Blue Bayou is elite and has the upper hand here but bleak has the potential for an upset for damn sure. This is gonna be close. Blue Bayou 60/40

Ghost1 (2-1) vs. Twodrop (2-1)

G1 has experience, I think 2drop is getting better. This mostly depends on what version we get of both. I got Bags 60/40 but really the scouting report changes every week.

takem2school (0-1) vs. Killing Spree (0-1)

Cred should take this one, KS seems to have locked himself into lower mid tier lately. You should quit RB it makes u worse imo + it's a dead meme. I mean this site is too, but the renaissance is now. Cred 65/35pm

Hush (0-0) vs. Unfukwitable (0-0)

Haven't seen either guy battle in a WHILE but both have it in their bags. Idk who to pick but hopefully they both show and give us a good read. 50/50

Chainz (0-1) vs. Mediocrity (0-2)

Chainz no showed, Med lost a close one to me and idk. but I guess Med, he knows how to formulate a punch Mediocrity 60/40

Plot (1-2) vs. veritas (0-1)

V knows how to write, I liked his bar last week and I like his chances if both show here. Plot has been (kind of) better about it but he's kinda known for no showing. I guess we will find out. Veritas 51/49

Innovator (1-2) vs. Flow (1-2)

Flow is 1-2 somehow, maybe lost some drive after his run as of late. Inno still proving he's got what it takes in a battle atmosphere, and he's not clueless. Hard to call, if Flow comes correct he will take it but his bars haven't been registering with voters. Inno has to make up ground for name weight but he could possibly steal one. Flow 65-35

Burd (1-0) vs. Amen (1-0)

Amen is not the text savant I always expected him to be, how u wait 16 years for ur comeback and u come with some Old MacDonald's farm type shit? Voting in battles like ur the 2nd coming of kungfugrip? Foh w/ that shit u worse than 80% of the writers u criticize. Ur lucky Aero didn't take u seriously and wrote even more bullshit than u did. ORC 105/-5

Jabari Black (2-1) vs. Pinot Grij (1-1)

JB building up a resume of names, this would be a big one to add to the list. I like Pulse here but don't count JB out for an upset, his style works well here. Still don't think he's some random, maybe an Ali playing the long game. Pulse 55/45

Destroyer (2-1) vs. Incredible (2-1)

Des should take it, I honestly haven't kept up with Incred's improvement. Surprised Des is still here, glad to see ur still alive tho. Des 75/25

Cashius (2-1) vs. MMLP (2-1)

MMLP is 2-1 good shit. I remember he beat someone good but I'm not going into archives. Cash always popping in to champ shit, I think his only loss was Blue. I gotta lean Cash, per history and experience, but there is always hope. Cash 80/20

Contenders Match: Schadenfreude (3-0) vs. Chyeahhh!!! (3-0)

Chy proving he can make it in the arena, but he meets a tough test here. Schad is hard to write against imo. Chy has been creative, and that will lend well into a W here. Schad needs to not underestimate the challenge he is presented, and he should win. Shod&fraud 60/40

WORST BARS OF THE WEEK BY BLEAK (SHOTS FIRED!)

Exis

Get your frame nailed with hammers, you frail ass bastard
Go slam some Aids filled ring & say your claim to fame is Magic.

Aero

“EXCUSE ME BUDDY!!” then it’s “I’m sorry miss...” from then I control her
If you hear me say “EXCUSE ME BUDDY, oops sorry miss” I tapped your girl on her shoulder

Amen

We saw your "GOAT" pic vs Muff, this dudes blind & a queer,
Confusing that w/ a Donkey’s fitting, jack-ass defines your career.

Killing Spree

U signed out cos Ur bitter W/Votes, Grow ups all he had to do
So I'll Punch Desalinize till he can remove all the salt from his attitude

MESSAGE TO DESTROYER

OUTRO

A little uninspired to write this weeks mag due to the quality of bars being posted, but I am a man of my worm. Hey if you guys missed it, Barcotic just got destroyed by BodySnatcher in the BAL and he’s crying up a storm as per usual. On a more serious note, I want to see some fuckin BARZ yo. Like do I have to start setting killer matches each week in order to see some shit that isn’t half assed or “just enough to win?” A lot of you have had easy matches because it’s all about weeding out until you see yourself battling dope people back to back due to records. Some of you can’t even skunk the trash people you’re up against lol sad but hey it’s ok. Better bars = better mags. Peace.

@Sharp @SiK @Black Mask @Seyance @Blanco Bishop @Sho Money EMG @serge T @Zuch @Universe @Papi @Balanced @Meth @Slechtn @Mike Wrecka @Atomic @Greed @Tettris @Sn00p @fraze @iSpaz @Bust @Bash @Bomb Bard @Seanzo @Packed Graves @MetaSin @Resin M-I-C @Frank Metts @Paradigm @Ronin @Useless @Suthaveli @ill nik-A @Wavy Crockett @Frac @Fracture @Knux @Sour joog @Ghost1 @Hush @Cashius @Cred @Strikta @Junto @Tic @murda sho @Muff @veritas @Moe Jetts ] @Infiltration @Resin MIC @God Of War @trap @For Battling @MFtastick @Chyeahh @classickERBL @Barcotic @Plethora @King @Kenny the OG @Jayson Fresh @Toil @Wanderer @10 Senses @dehf @Gunplay @SuckaFreeCashier @Basic M @Plot @Bags @Razah @Maximus @Useless @Ace @Diablo @Lenox @Cool @dead man @big baby @Witty @Amen @Sharp @Dominate @Beyond @Neighbor @JShazo @Sicc @namix @Certain @Joe Boston @Awww Shit @RichardCorey @yzeOne @Diode @Damien @john hensley @Jabari Black @Twodrop @Lenox @DynamiCz @Cereal @Aero @Enbombz @Incredible @Flow @Blue Bayou @El Muffin @Bongo Bear @Grizz @Infiltrate @Mediocrity @WRATH @Cashius @Knucklehead @bleak @Orc @takem2school @Exis @BROKE LESNAR @murda sho @ACTIVATE SELF @sraL @Diablo @Innovator @Witty @Alvin Karpis @Profit @Basic M @Swerve @Krucial Th1rt3en @Adonis @Fart @boof @the Munster @Answer @Chyeahhh!!! @Objective @Bleu @Defiant @Lotto Smirk @Letterman @Schadenfreude @Habitat @Killing Spree @Dia @Cyrax @Barcotic @Larkin @Neighbor @MMLP @KempoMRK @Moe Jetts @BodySnatcher

Lmfaoooooo @ wtf did you bite in to bro? That shit slaughtered me, LOLLLLL

Had to spit it back out "bone marrow" lolllll

I'm never eating KFC again but I paid for it... Fucking clown, lol.

@bleak - sadly that bar is better then anything you've ever written and I have not written in years, faggot. "Give that some sought"

Let me get back in the swing of things. Matter of fact, give me bleak next weak so I can body him.

I have a title to win next week

Lol if he loses this week and wants to battle you then I’ll make it happen. He seems determined to win it all tho

@bleak
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.ph...=Killing+spree

Good work though guys on getting a mag up.


& Lippopotamus I never swore anything buddy. Lmk though if you need help

should have kept the food out of the thumbnail
Won’t be watching

Good luck w/ that.

I'll see you, I'm sure. Just know the only vote you will get is from faggot bags considering he auto hate votes me regardless and it's obvious he's a man child.

Start writing and tweaking that bar now.

@Ghost1 ^^^

This mag was epic lololololol @ the Orc reading accent... lol at the prediction of Orc and @Amen amen you’re to lose badly you’re trash.

And @For Battling I admit I did lose the battle for us.

Quality.

Bruh your bar was the worst thing we’ve ever seen. No way you can make up that amount of failure to compete with my protege Burd.

Dope mag peeps. Keep it up will watch video when I get home

Lmaooo @ the intro in the vid, u a funny ass nigga

@For Battling don’t give up the fight. I need you to continue to keep text alive so I can eventually profit from us creating a blog and YouTube videos.

Not gunna lie, eventho its stretched af , upon reread I actually think Aeros punch is pretty funny

lol it was definitely better than Amen’s. You see Schad trying to be creative in his most recent 1-2 against Chyeah? That Made me never want to be creative again

Schades bar was pretty dope tbh ... ya'll are tripping , w/e tho

I dont think half the voters even understood your punch last week .. it took me two reads lol .. it was an interesting angle lol but I dig it

So you unearth my plan and think you’re about to make yourself a part of it? Thin kagain.