The sunspot observatory closing in NM is your warning
 

let the non-suspension of disbelief begin

the purple moon crows from oblivion

let the shadow king bleed into the eye of goliath

NIBURU AWAKENS FROM ITS ANCIENT SLUMBER
THE ONE EYED SNAKE ENTERS INTO THE ABYSS

the sons of ennkii return
The secrets of mans dna will be unlocked
The age of truth and prosperity aproach
Truths Foretold ages ago now come to pass
The inconceivable englishtment is apon Us all



Jk bitch your so full of shit

LOOK AT MY KIDS....ALL GROWN UP NOW

SO PROUD

These are some top notch quality Haiku, guys.
@Innovator - start a league while the momentum is going.

Jesus I'd participate in conspiracy haiku

Thread wins

Also closed the local post office forgot to mention

I always enjoyed the turn out of a good ol chyeah thread.

LMFAOOOO



NASA HAS SENT A SATELITE INTO ORBIT THAT CAN MONITOR OUR BRAIN WAVES AND THE GOVT IS DAYS AWAY FROM TERMINATING THE MIDDLE CLASS WITH A SIMPLE BUTTON CLICK


and also pauls piercing pagoda will be closed next tuesday

he speaks....
 

not even close

Nah you niggas ain’t ready to haiku

In ready.

the sea king watches
while chyeahs bunker supply stash
grows slowly at night

chyeah literally just speakin facts nobody else thinks its weird the fbi came in and closed down an observatory and a post office and wont tell anyone why? u naive FUCKS

the vegan man cries
but broccoli wont save him now
animals taste good

the mail was not sent
the stars spoke their hidden secret
return to sender