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Cred 05-27-2018 07:51 PM

Rd. 1: Something Old vs Sex Symbols - SOMETHING OLD WINS
 


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@ill nik-A & @Destroyer

vs

@For Battling @Aero

Aero 05-27-2018 08:44 PM

16 should suffice.

For Battling 05-28-2018 10:07 AM

This is going to be a breeze.

16

Destroyer 05-28-2018 12:23 PM

A breeze that whistles through the hole in ur upper lip
Check

ill nik-A 05-28-2018 11:46 PM

Welcome!

Aero 06-02-2018 01:24 AM

Aero ran up on Des & Nik with the chrome like

"Get out the car!!" they panicked, these faggots just seem hard
Zelph did the same to Nik but with a badge & asked for his greencard
Shots thru the roof hit pavement, bloody shells painted a wet floor
Red rounds falling out the bottom, we've finished a game of connect four
Ask yourself..what’s worse? To die by the blade or a burst
Cuz as soon as Something Old goes missing, they’ll all get the msg - that’s a silver alert
N ur health is what’s vital. Des, what's your wife charging the gyno?
Another kid past 40? She obv had no urge to beat the clock like JR in the finals
You old as fuuuucccckkk, not a peer, almost at rest with your soul
You're more of a grandfather to me.. your son's words at eleven years old
Introduce your wife to my Haitian friend, said she wanted a wider stretch
She let that Zoe pound her pussy dead, now she’s feeding kitty to that entire set

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer
my wife has tits!!!
it's the angle!!!!!!

Your bitch is maaad insecure, socks in her bra until it was time to deliver
Felt her up & said let me give your Chesapeake Bay, then she cried me a river
Didn't want to grant the extension, this faggot Nik's actually lacking
I'm like fucking dock a vote, & republicans can send your spic family packing

ill nik-A 06-02-2018 05:03 AM

Me n nik are old school. Mix our styles... instant hits.
Sex symbols makes sense too - since one of u is an arrow and the other is a bitch
fuck is this pig on? l ever see u, ur leaving dead. on my life
zelph look like a Klingon which is also what he do to every vet on the site
& aero need mad help. I never seen a dork so lame
I’ll give u a tip... as soon as you get here with my pork lo mein
both y’all some beta bitches. fucked up when u drew a bout w/des
I’ll go from A to Z & when I’m through, we’ll see who’s the real alpha. bet.
Difference tween Aero’s travel threats to meet up & fight is I’ll actually kill u in ya home, son
I can really go the distance... u dont battle much but when u do u’re proud of losin a close one
Don’t front, FB walks around with a D-vice while u girl has one u can’t stop see, copy?
she loves that after 1 round I’m quickly back up... while u callin for it on the company walkie-talkie
she screaming out papi. Oddly mommy didn’t care for this pig that trick is a bitch
Zelph’s sex symbol is the non-smoking pregnant one so ur kids aren’t born with that shit on its lip
Aero out here like he’s done well to gloat & he can’t even tell a joke
People eat up anything... never won a major tourney, has a losing record & calls himself the goat

DynamiCz 06-03-2018 01:03 AM

"Get out the car!!" they panicked, these faggots just seem hard
Zelph did the same to Nik but with a badge & asked for his greencard

Lmao funny opener!

Shots thru the roof hit pavement, bloody shells painted a wet floor
Red rounds falling out the bottom, we've finished a game of connect four

Nastyyyy!

Ask yourself..what’s worse? To die by the blade or a burst
Cuz as soon as Something Old goes missing, they’ll all get the msg - that’s a silver alert

Nice!

N ur health is what’s vital. Des, what's your wife charging the gyno?
Another kid past 40? She obv had no urge to beat the clock like JR in the finals

Lol Tawwwk!

You old as fuuuucccckkk, not a peer, almost at rest with your soul
You're more of a grandfather to me.. your son's words at eleven years old

Coo

Introduce your wife to my Haitian friend, said she wanted a wider stretch
She let that Zoe pound her pussy dead, now she’s feeding kitty to that entire set

Lmao! Yoo!

Your bitch is maaad insecure, socks in her bra until it was time to deliver
Felt her up & said let me give your Chesapeake Bay, then she cried me a river

This was coo!

Didn't want to grant the extension, this faggot Nik's actually lacking
I'm like fucking dock a vote, & republicans can send your spic family packing

Lol this is a nice closer!


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Me n nik are old school. Mix our styles... instant hits.
Sex symbols makes sense too - since one of u is an arrow and the other is a bitch

Niceeee!

fuck is this pig on? l ever see u, ur leaving dead. on my life
zelph look like a Klingon which is also what he do to every vet on the site

Nice

& aero need mad help. I never seen a dork so lame
I’ll give u a tip... as soon as you get here with my pork lo mein

Lol coo

both y’all some beta bitches. fucked up when u drew a bout w/des
I’ll go from A to Z & when I’m through, we’ll see who’s the real alpha. bet.

That's fire!

Difference tween Aero’s travel threats to meet up & fight is I’ll actually kill u in ya home, son
I can really go the distance... u dont battle much but when u do u’re proud of losin a close one

Jab, not to much hit behind it tho!

Don’t front, FB walks around with a D-vice while u girl has one u can’t stop see, copy?
she loves that after 1 round I’m quickly back up... while u callin for it on the company walkie-talkie

Niceeee

she screaming out papi. Oddly mommy didn’t care for this pig that trick is a bitch
Zelph’s sex symbol is the non-smoking pregnant one so ur kids aren’t born with that shit on its lip

LMAO!

Aero out here like he’s done well to gloat & he can’t even tell a joke
People eat up anything... never won a major tourney, has a losing record & calls himself the goat

Lol coo



This battle here had mad comedy bars in here! Good funny shit everybody! This shit neck & neck with the comedy bars but the stingers!

Shots thru the roof hit pavement, bloody shells painted a wet floor
Red rounds falling out the bottom, we've finished a game of connect four
Ask yourself..what’s worse? To die by the blade or a burst
Cuz as soon as Something Old goes missing, they’ll all get the msg - that’s a silver alert
N ur health is what’s vital. Des, what's your wife charging the gyno?
Another kid past 40? She obv had no urge to beat the clock like JR in the finals

vs

both y’all some beta bitches. fucked up when u drew a bout w/des
I’ll go from A to Z & when I’m through, we’ll see who’s the real alpha. bet.
Don’t front, FB walks around with a D-vice while u girl has one u can’t stop see, copy?
she loves that after 1 round I’m quickly back up... while u callin for it on the company walkie-talkie


V-I got FB/Aero by a hair! Shit was funny as fuck tho this shit def debatable! Props to all!

Saint 06-03-2018 09:28 AM

Will vote, edit here;

Barcotic 06-03-2018 10:27 AM

Quote:

"Get out the car!!" they panicked, these faggots just seem hard
Zelph did the same to Nik but with a badge & asked for his greencard
lol
Shots thru the roof hit pavement, bloody shells painted a wet floor
Red rounds falling out the bottom, we've finished a game of connect four
round/rounds concepts are always a reach imo. calling the pieces in connect 4 rounds? nah, this is lazy
Ask yourself..what’s worse? To die by the blade or a burst
Cuz as soon as Something Old goes missing, they’ll all get the msg - that’s a silver alert
execution couldve ben a lot better but this is dece
N ur health is what’s vital. Des, what's your wife charging the gyno?
Another kid past 40? She obv had no urge to beat the clock like JR in the finals
lol
You old as fuuuucccckkk, not a peer, almost at rest with your soul
You're more of a grandfather to me.. your son's words at eleven years old
lmao
Introduce your wife to my Haitian friend, said she wanted a wider stretch
She let that Zoe pound her pussy dead, now she’s feeding kitty to that entire set
miss due to pronunciation of zoe
Your bitch is maaad insecure, socks in her bra until it was time to deliver
Felt her up & said let me give your Chesapeake Bay, then she cried me a river
decent
Didn't want to grant the extension, this faggot Nik's actually lacking
I'm like fucking dock a vote, & republicans can send your spic family packing
ok

3 gd punches
3 jabs
2 misses

vs

Me n nik are old school. Mix our styles... instant hits.
Sex symbols makes sense too - since one of u is an arrow and the other is a bitch
lotb so far, fire
fuck is this pig on? l ever see u, ur leaving dead. on my life
zelph look like a Klingon which is also what he do to every vet on the site
feelin it
& aero need mad help. I never seen a dork so lame
I’ll give u a tip... as soon as you get here with my pork lo mein
nahh, this is played in mainstream rap ffs
both y’all some beta bitches. fucked up when u drew a bout w/des
I’ll go from A to Z & when I’m through, we’ll see who’s the real alpha. bet.
dece
Difference tween Aero’s travel threats to meet up & fight is I’ll actually kill u in ya home, son
I can really go the distance... u dont battle much but when u do u’re proud of losin a close one
good
Don’t front, FB walks around with a D-vice while u girl has one u can’t stop see, copy?
she loves that after 1 round I’m quickly back up... while u callin for it on the company walkie-talkie
dece
she screaming out papi. Oddly mommy didn’t care for this pig that trick is a bitch
Zelph’s sex symbol is the non-smoking pregnant one so ur kids aren’t born with that shit on its lip
lmao got em
Aero out here like he’s done well to gloat & he can’t even tell a joke
People eat up anything... never won a major tourney, has a losing record & calls himself the goat
ehhh, loose af tie in but ill give it a pass

3 gd punches (including lotb)
4 jabs
1 miss


another close batt, dope read
v/nes

Diablo 06-03-2018 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 670035)
Aero ran up on Des & Nik with the chrome like

"Get out the car!!" they panicked, these faggots just seem hard
Zelph did the same to Nik but with a badge & asked for his greencard

LOL gotta be Aero with that line, he always opens with some funny shit

Shots thru the roof hit pavement, bloody shells painted a wet floor
Red rounds falling out the bottom, we've finished a game of connect four

Nah nor liking this as much tbh, could have applied to anyone, I wanna see you get at those opponents directly yo!

Ask yourself..what’s worse? To die by the blade or a burst
Cuz as soon as Something Old goes missing, they’ll all get the msg - that’s a silver alert

Yeahhhhh now we talking
N ur health is what’s vital. Des, what's your wife charging the gyno?
Another kid past 40? She obv had no urge to beat the clock like JR in the finals

Good but seen a few JR lines this week now

You old as fuuuucccckkk, not a peer, almost at rest with your soul
You're more of a grandfather to me.. your son's words at eleven years old

LOL i liked it, well executed

Introduce your wife to my Haitian friend, said she wanted a wider stretch
She let that Zoe pound her pussy dead, now she’s feeding kitty to that entire set

Straight

Your bitch is maaad insecure, socks in her bra until it was time to deliver
Felt her up & said let me give your Chesapeake Bay, then she cried me a river

liking the wordplay on this one, fresh to me too

Didn't want to grant the extension, this faggot Nik's actually lacking
I'm like fucking dock a vote, & republicans can send your spic family packing

LOL closer cool, kinda liked how you closed the way you opened up also

Diablo 06-03-2018 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ill nik-A (Post 670055)
Me n nik are old school. Mix our styles... instant hits.
Sex symbols makes sense too - since one of u is an arrow and the other is a bitch

perfect angle of attack, real good observational insult off bat here I fuck with it heavy

fuck is this pig on? l ever see u, ur leaving dead. on my life
zelph look like a Klingon which is also what he do to every vet on the site

LOOOOOL nice

& aero need mad help. I never seen a dork so lame
I’ll give u a tip... as soon as you get here with my pork lo mein

simple but effective, I like it

both y’all some beta bitches. fucked up when u drew a bout w/des
I’ll go from A to Z & when I’m through, we’ll see who’s the real alpha. bet.

not so keen on the wording of this one but not bad at all

Difference tween Aero’s travel threats to meet up & fight is I’ll actually kill u in ya home, son
I can really go the distance... u dont battle much but when u do u’re proud of losin a close one

alllllll facts, again I like the personal attacks here keep em coming

Don’t front, FB walks around with a D-vice while u girl has one u can’t stop see, copy?
she loves that after 1 round I’m quickly back up... while u callin for it on the company walkie-talkie

good

she screaming out papi. Oddly mommy didn’t care for this pig that trick is a bitch
Zelph’s sex symbol is the non-smoking pregnant one so ur kids aren’t born with that shit on its lip

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDD LOTB FOR ME ROFLZZZ

Aero out here like he’s done well to gloat & he can’t even tell a joke
People eat up anything... never won a major tourney, has a losing record & calls himself the goat

straight closer

I got Nik and Des winning here. The Zelph insult was my fave of the battle, that was nuts to me and crazily funny, sex symbols line was a fire concept too

great battle bruhs

Amen 06-03-2018 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 670035)
Aero ran up on Des & Nik with the chrome like

"Get out the car!!" they panicked, these faggots just seem hard
Zelph did the same to Nik but with a badge & asked for his greencard
Kind of light.
Shots thru the roof hit pavement, bloody shells painted a wet floor
Red rounds falling out the bottom, we've finished a game of connect four
Gun bar - this was ok.
Ask yourself..what’s worse? To die by the blade or a burst
Cuz as soon as Something Old goes missing, they’ll all get the msg - that’s a silver alert
Nah. Wasn't feeling this. Wording rough.
N ur health is what’s vital. Des, what's your wife charging the gyno?
Another kid past 40? She obv had no urge to beat the clock like JR in the finals
Ok.
You old as fuuuucccckkk, not a peer, almost at rest with your soul
You're more of a grandfather to me.. your son's words at eleven years old
Lol, ok.
Introduce your wife to my Haitian friend, said she wanted a wider stretch
She let that Zoe pound her pussy dead, now she’s feeding kitty to that entire set
Ok.
Your bitch is maaad insecure, socks in her bra until it was time to deliver
Felt her up & said let me give your Chesapeake Bay, then she cried me a river
Cool.
Didn't want to grant the extension, this faggot Nik's actually lacking
I'm like fucking dock a vote, & republicans can send your spic family packing
Nah.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ill nik-A (Post 670055)
Me n nik are old school. Mix our styles... instant hits.
Sex symbols makes sense too - since one of u is an arrow and the other is a bitch
Lol, good.
fuck is this pig on? l ever see u, ur leaving dead. on my life
zelph look like a Klingon which is also what he do to every vet on the site
Damn... Are we going personal? LOL.
& aero need mad help. I never seen a dork so lame
I’ll give u a tip... as soon as you get here with my pork lo mein
Cliche but ok lol...
both y’all some beta bitches. fucked up when u drew a bout w/des
I’ll go from A to Z & when I’m through, we’ll see who’s the real alpha. bet.
Nah...
Difference tween Aero’s travel threats to meet up & fight is I’ll actually kill u in ya home, son
I can really go the distance... u dont battle much but when u do u’re proud of losin a close one
Over worded a simple concept.
Don’t front, FB walks around with a D-vice while u girl has one u can’t stop see, copy?
she loves that after 1 round I’m quickly back up... while u callin for it on the company walkie-talkie
Wording rough, but kind of light.
she screaming out papi. Oddly mommy didn’t care for this pig that trick is a bitch
Zelph’s sex symbol is the non-smoking pregnant one so ur kids aren’t born with that shit on its lip
Lol, Ok.
Aero out here like he’s done well to gloat & he can’t even tell a joke
People eat up anything... never won a major tourney, has a losing record & calls himself the goat
Lol going in with the personals.

Cool read. Nik/Des' personals were more effective, IMO. This was close tho. I prefer personals over random bars tho so to me I think Nik/Des delivered the more direct verse. They got this one.

v/Nik & Des

Flow 06-04-2018 06:24 AM

Green card was funny, connect 4 was meh to me i wrote one not long ago, something old goes missing was a miss for me, jr finals ok, 11 years old was LULZ, zoe ok, didnt get chespeake bay, closer weak.

Opener was fire, klingon was fire, tip was ok, i legit been working on a alpha bet concept for ages now so i appreciated this an hated it as it means i cant use mine, hated the close one, wording poor but concept cool on walkie talkie, smoking was LULZ, nice closer

Fire battle and some fire linea all round. Zelph an Aero raised the bar but unfortuantly for them nik and des took this with 1 miss an aload of fire bars. Couldnt choose a fav.


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