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Quote:

Originally Posted by Storyteller (Post 94230)

@Knucklehead

Dirty Harry
Gets no bitches...
No pussy and likes it hard, is hisdirty crown
If we in a Hairy situation ..
it's just her excuse for saying his dick is no where to be found

Simon Cowell

Ur bitch on my dick so watch as my CAL-lender book her time to go SKI
I ain't greedy tho...
U can Si-MONday come around ....but forget the rest of the week

Tyler the Creator

Never created classics and the image he made was gay and passive
And atomic failure.. The resemblense of being the biggest faggot

Eric Foreman

Such a gay appeal ur name is surely.. Manly as shit,
When we say eric four men.. It's not his name it's just describing the action he gets.

I know it's horrible

@Storyteller knucklehead pretty much already said that's good when he directed people at yours as a benchmark... im sure that's what I read somewhere in this thread anyways

Hairy situation wasn't bad.
Simon was forced. Mainly on the si sounding.
Not seeing a nameplay for Tyler.
Foreman wasn't bad. Maybe your best one.

Lol just noticed that just wanted to diss atomic lol...

Ok then, here's some quick shit @Knucklehead @whoever
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Simon Cowell
still spitting them garbage lines, all of your shit is dumb
everything you drop is bull,si and i'll stick an arrow through you like one

Tyler the Creator
u cant withstand the impact of my hits, i'll cut ur neck with a razor
Its kinda like armageddon, the way im bringing hell to the Creator

Eric Foreman
u think you pen down sick shit?? None of the opinions of this fag matters
dont give a fuck what Eric Wright and its Eazy to leave him dead like that rapper

Dirty Harry
i commit lotta crimes, give cops a hardtime when i pull out the K
cos im an assassin doing Dirty works & my next one's to kill him without a trace

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scripter (Post 102117)

@Knucklehead

Dirty Harry

Ill take this Dirty joke
and put him in flight like de Havilland
I'll make this fags day
when I shoot his ass down like a javelin
treat him like Dirty money
he'll hit the water hard(dH)
but byte it high like a DH register
and land in pieces on some gravel then
you have two workable ideas right here in 'dirty joke' and 'dirty money'. the 'make my day flip' would be kind of useable in an alias battle, but it's not a nameflip. and DH register is an idea but its not something too commonly known and considering your flip on that wasn't really a punch it really wouldnt be effective

Simon Cowell

I cut this guy like a Katina
pull out an eye with a sai
then shotgun blast this fool like Marijuana
with no co
it wont go well when they find ya
sai/sigh is an alright flip and while its part of his name, its not really being used as anything related to him - its just some associative name integration. thats more of a technical writing thing than just a punchline

Tyler the Creator

I have so much inner chi I'll tire the creator
hell will have no enemies I kill all including the masia
tire the creator is really a flip on tyler the creator. you could flip the parts of the name a little more easily. maybe try something with just 'ty', 'tyler' or 'create/creator'

Eric Foreman

This guy is like a inflatable dildo for real do
an air dick would form him its what he conforms to
eric/air dick isn't a nameplay. it just quasi-rhymes. while your format was a little closer to one thatll give you a real punch. maybe just work with 'air'

SO

re-read that OP for sure. you should try again and do one bar for each name, improving on your good first ones. try 'dirty joke' for dirty harry, 'sigh' for Simon, something using part of tyler the creator's name, and something with 'air' for eric

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flo Real (Post 98081)

@Knucklehead
You didn't get back to me so here's 3 quick uns.

Dirty Harry
I don't take - I give; cus unlike you I aint no faggy twat!
So if im in a Hurry..... its just to get the dirt of my back

Tyler the Creator
His concepts are wobbling...his wording is a slur of shit!
at text im a Typist < an we think this when you write bitch

Eric Foreman
I got mad game, bitches love my moves when I attack
Hes got no game yet Foreplay with no experience of that

...

NAME CHOICE:
ERIC FOREMAN

Task 1: full name

I’m all torment and above the rim deforming,
Dropping rocks like Jordan, Morphing morphine in (your Eric’s “foreman” )
(house)

Task 2: dissected

I’m a syndicate cell, a Boston bombing as it seems
I’m Forman’ted off moonshine spitting more shit then a Fukushima leak

Task 3: single letter
(or)

I’m hording more fortune than a Wall-Street morgue of sheep’s
While im tormenting Morgan freeman with Death so bitch act accordingly

did you just put or as a single letter?

I’m hrding mre frtune than a Wall-Street mrgue of sheep’s
While im trmenting Mrgan freeman with Death so bitch act accrdingly

killer wrdplay

Word lol

But yeah single letter nameplays are usually like initials. I get a lot of SNL flips, Eric foreman would be E F and you'd be C K

His moobs lactating, to be rude & make him mad as hell/ ill ring 'cowbell' just to ask him for a glass of milk- Simon cowell