Phil, what's your favorite fruit?
Ricky Martin...
Happy Monday my guys. What's up with the server? I've been having issues getting the site to come up. |
Thanks love you too
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3 guys walk into a bar....
The fourth guy ducks |
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Since we are posting bad jokes, here’s one.
Boy asked father; Dad, how many wives can one have? Father replied; 16. Four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer. Boy replied; so which one do I call mom? Father’s response, none - child support’s a mother fucker. |
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Wish you didn’t post anymore. |
What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds?
There are 20 of them. |
Even wirh the formatting that screams 'this came from some pinoy Facebook' meme' with a minion or the boss baby in it
gg amen |
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Now you know how we feel when we read any of your posts
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
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lmao how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten. |
An 18 wheeler carrying Vick's vaporub got over turned on a busy interstate.
Ironically there was no congestion for four hours... |
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice. |
I once woke up with dick on my breathe
The funny thing is, your wifes vagay did too Pause!! |
I'm not married...
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Why did mickey mouse break up with minnie mouse..
..drum.rolllllllll.... ...Cause that bitch is fucking goofy |
^^Lol...What do you call a chook lookin' @ a lettuce?
Chicken Caesar Salad. |
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