Rd. 1: Something Old vs Sex Symbols - SOMETHING OLD WINS
RULES -24 line limit MAX -16 line limit MINIMUM -DUE THURSDAY MAY 31st -STANDARD NBL RULES APPLY @ill nik-A & @Destroyer vs @For Battling @Aero |
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This is going to be a breeze.
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A breeze that whistles through the hole in ur upper lip
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Aero ran up on Des & Nik with the chrome like
"Get out the car!!" they panicked, these faggots just seem hard Zelph did the same to Nik but with a badge & asked for his greencard Shots thru the roof hit pavement, bloody shells painted a wet floor Red rounds falling out the bottom, we've finished a game of connect four Ask yourself..what’s worse? To die by the blade or a burst Cuz as soon as Something Old goes missing, they’ll all get the msg - that’s a silver alert N ur health is what’s vital. Des, what's your wife charging the gyno? Another kid past 40? She obv had no urge to beat the clock like JR in the finals You old as fuuuucccckkk, not a peer, almost at rest with your soul You're more of a grandfather to me.. your son's words at eleven years old Introduce your wife to my Haitian friend, said she wanted a wider stretch She let that Zoe pound her pussy dead, now she’s feeding kitty to that entire set Quote:
Felt her up & said let me give your Chesapeake Bay, then she cried me a river Didn't want to grant the extension, this faggot Nik's actually lacking I'm like fucking dock a vote, & republicans can send your spic family packing |
Me n nik are old school. Mix our styles... instant hits.
Sex symbols makes sense too - since one of u is an arrow and the other is a bitch fuck is this pig on? l ever see u, ur leaving dead. on my life zelph look like a Klingon which is also what he do to every vet on the site & aero need mad help. I never seen a dork so lame I’ll give u a tip... as soon as you get here with my pork lo mein both y’all some beta bitches. fucked up when u drew a bout w/des I’ll go from A to Z & when I’m through, we’ll see who’s the real alpha. bet. Difference tween Aero’s travel threats to meet up & fight is I’ll actually kill u in ya home, son I can really go the distance... u dont battle much but when u do u’re proud of losin a close one Don’t front, FB walks around with a D-vice while u girl has one u can’t stop see, copy? she loves that after 1 round I’m quickly back up... while u callin for it on the company walkie-talkie she screaming out papi. Oddly mommy didn’t care for this pig that trick is a bitch Zelph’s sex symbol is the non-smoking pregnant one so ur kids aren’t born with that shit on its lip Aero out here like he’s done well to gloat & he can’t even tell a joke People eat up anything... never won a major tourney, has a losing record & calls himself the goat |
"Get out the car!!" they panicked, these faggots just seem hard
Zelph did the same to Nik but with a badge & asked for his greencard Lmao funny opener! Shots thru the roof hit pavement, bloody shells painted a wet floor Red rounds falling out the bottom, we've finished a game of connect four Nastyyyy! Ask yourself..what’s worse? To die by the blade or a burst Cuz as soon as Something Old goes missing, they’ll all get the msg - that’s a silver alert Nice! N ur health is what’s vital. Des, what's your wife charging the gyno? Another kid past 40? She obv had no urge to beat the clock like JR in the finals Lol Tawwwk! You old as fuuuucccckkk, not a peer, almost at rest with your soul You're more of a grandfather to me.. your son's words at eleven years old Coo Introduce your wife to my Haitian friend, said she wanted a wider stretch She let that Zoe pound her pussy dead, now she’s feeding kitty to that entire set Lmao! Yoo! Your bitch is maaad insecure, socks in her bra until it was time to deliver Felt her up & said let me give your Chesapeake Bay, then she cried me a river This was coo! Didn't want to grant the extension, this faggot Nik's actually lacking I'm like fucking dock a vote, & republicans can send your spic family packing Lol this is a nice closer! ------------------- Me n nik are old school. Mix our styles... instant hits. Sex symbols makes sense too - since one of u is an arrow and the other is a bitch Niceeee! fuck is this pig on? l ever see u, ur leaving dead. on my life zelph look like a Klingon which is also what he do to every vet on the site Nice & aero need mad help. I never seen a dork so lame I’ll give u a tip... as soon as you get here with my pork lo mein Lol coo both y’all some beta bitches. fucked up when u drew a bout w/des I’ll go from A to Z & when I’m through, we’ll see who’s the real alpha. bet. That's fire! Difference tween Aero’s travel threats to meet up & fight is I’ll actually kill u in ya home, son I can really go the distance... u dont battle much but when u do u’re proud of losin a close one Jab, not to much hit behind it tho! Don’t front, FB walks around with a D-vice while u girl has one u can’t stop see, copy? she loves that after 1 round I’m quickly back up... while u callin for it on the company walkie-talkie Niceeee she screaming out papi. Oddly mommy didn’t care for this pig that trick is a bitch Zelph’s sex symbol is the non-smoking pregnant one so ur kids aren’t born with that shit on its lip LMAO! Aero out here like he’s done well to gloat & he can’t even tell a joke People eat up anything... never won a major tourney, has a losing record & calls himself the goat Lol coo This battle here had mad comedy bars in here! Good funny shit everybody! This shit neck & neck with the comedy bars but the stingers! Shots thru the roof hit pavement, bloody shells painted a wet floor Red rounds falling out the bottom, we've finished a game of connect four Ask yourself..what’s worse? To die by the blade or a burst Cuz as soon as Something Old goes missing, they’ll all get the msg - that’s a silver alert N ur health is what’s vital. Des, what's your wife charging the gyno? Another kid past 40? She obv had no urge to beat the clock like JR in the finals vs both y’all some beta bitches. fucked up when u drew a bout w/des I’ll go from A to Z & when I’m through, we’ll see who’s the real alpha. bet. Don’t front, FB walks around with a D-vice while u girl has one u can’t stop see, copy? she loves that after 1 round I’m quickly back up... while u callin for it on the company walkie-talkie V-I got FB/Aero by a hair! Shit was funny as fuck tho this shit def debatable! Props to all! |
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Me n nik are old school. Mix our styles... instant hits. Sex symbols makes sense too - since one of u is an arrow and the other is a bitch lotb so far, fire fuck is this pig on? l ever see u, ur leaving dead. on my life zelph look like a Klingon which is also what he do to every vet on the site feelin it & aero need mad help. I never seen a dork so lame I’ll give u a tip... as soon as you get here with my pork lo mein nahh, this is played in mainstream rap ffs both y’all some beta bitches. fucked up when u drew a bout w/des I’ll go from A to Z & when I’m through, we’ll see who’s the real alpha. bet. dece Difference tween Aero’s travel threats to meet up & fight is I’ll actually kill u in ya home, son I can really go the distance... u dont battle much but when u do u’re proud of losin a close one good Don’t front, FB walks around with a D-vice while u girl has one u can’t stop see, copy? she loves that after 1 round I’m quickly back up... while u callin for it on the company walkie-talkie dece she screaming out papi. Oddly mommy didn’t care for this pig that trick is a bitch Zelph’s sex symbol is the non-smoking pregnant one so ur kids aren’t born with that shit on its lip lmao got em Aero out here like he’s done well to gloat & he can’t even tell a joke People eat up anything... never won a major tourney, has a losing record & calls himself the goat ehhh, loose af tie in but ill give it a pass 3 gd punches (including lotb) 4 jabs 1 miss another close batt, dope read v/nes |
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I got Nik and Des winning here. The Zelph insult was my fave of the battle, that was nuts to me and crazily funny, sex symbols line was a fire concept too great battle bruhs |
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v/Nik & Des |
Green card was funny, connect 4 was meh to me i wrote one not long ago, something old goes missing was a miss for me, jr finals ok, 11 years old was LULZ, zoe ok, didnt get chespeake bay, closer weak.
Opener was fire, klingon was fire, tip was ok, i legit been working on a alpha bet concept for ages now so i appreciated this an hated it as it means i cant use mine, hated the close one, wording poor but concept cool on walkie talkie, smoking was LULZ, nice closer Fire battle and some fire linea all round. Zelph an Aero raised the bar but unfortuantly for them nik and des took this with 1 miss an aload of fire bars. Couldnt choose a fav. Vote the old ones |
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