Ignorant rap cypher
 

rap materialistic, misogynist and just plain douchebagy

Looking so top of the line with this diamond rolex/
I can't tell time but know how many carots I've collect/
But time is money huh? the only shit thats relevant bruh/
Covered up and down in ice i'm an avalance,peace,love and stay ignorant

What's the most ignorant thing I could think of?
You got the time Albert
with diamonds on your wrist watch
me cop that
a pop switch
with broken swatches
in thick writing saying
"yeah it's still six man"
then hobble over to a hobbit
on a bike
and kick the kick stand
than
drop kicked a kid
and took her bitch crayon
color in the picture
so it's all colored cyan
so shes throwing a fit
stumping her feet CRY'N
while I sit back on a whale hide
just dying
chewing up her snack
exposing my tongue taunting
saying "haha it's mine"
I know It's ruthless right?
the way I hit her with a Steiner line
but I ain't stopping I'm...
slapping in rhyme
to climb
the top rope
to finish her off with the Frankenstein
er other moves on Alberts move list
but I ain't through yet
took an old hags bag
an dumped her rags
an all her douches
dam sure to take her pearls
and her rubies
den sur
to smack her toothless
with Spanish fly
an some dick shaped roofies
pick her dentures up off the floor
and replaced her bicuspids with some bullets
slammed her jaw shut
with denture cream
just glued it
to the roof of her mouth
an told her to be well
while I screwed Sandra Bullock

I'll water your flower's with my piss. I'm your new sprinkler.
Don't stop and smell the roses... Come smell my spinkter.
This is my lemonade stand... take a sip sir.
Let off a Big Burp, Get The Gas Face, From my Third Bass, Ace of Spade's. I'm wearing Mayan Jade.
Lets start a wave.
There's no reception in my cave.
Fuck It!! I'll just invent the wheel.
Roll with my ignorant appeal. I saw the sign, it said yield. This fields full of a bannana peels.
How do you feel about goin bannanas at the co***abana.
Or going to a sauna wearing flannel pajamas.....

Smacked off the face I can't see my page,
high on tress packed adjacent words i say fake nigga no-
Take control 24/7 anyday okay? I be skating threw my hood
Wish a nigga would i'll crack his mellon wig in a basket
the fuck imsaying?

I'm saying i'd look good in a Casket.
With worms crawling on my glasses.
I see Dead Bunny's in Easter Baskets.
I Stink!!! Somebody light some matches.
I'm grab deceased asses and milk Ghost Titties.
Haunted by Itty Bitty's and and Spooky Double-D's gettin Jiggy.
Fuck your Vaccumn Cleaner Hickey you get the Hoover Dam.
And if you really think your the Shit?
I suggest you get your Pooper Scanned!!
HA HA HA HA HA!! Oops! I mean LOL!!

Yo I shit my pants and eat it all the time
No man alive has a penis small as mine
I'm deceiving, what you call a crime isn't,
Mom rapes. A blonde's face on Dahm's plate
How dat chron taste?
I'll fuck your sister's asshole till the bong breaks
I deserve a long thanks, a curtesy blowie
Lets all partake in a murder me orgy
I'm into burglary, homie. The world done disowned me...

A Murder me Orgy? Yeah i'm down with unprotected death.
Nothing like a hole in my chest or the smell of burning flesh, To get me errect.
Don't be sad... I'll bring a net full of crabs.
I'll let you pet my bitches bags. But then we gotta hit this meth lab.
Go ahead brag!! I'll take everything you own from your home.
I'll fuck your mommy while she half out the window getting tanned, The Bitch is Two Toned.
Tanline Tits!! So bring me two cones with two scoops of shit. And put it on my lips.
Fuck That!! I wanna unwrap a brick and devour it all in one sniff.
Then Cry Tears on the Sun, Like i'm on that Wise Ways Shit.

Whats all this clamber
I'm suffocating
the rooms caving
in with the skulls weight
cracking
the cement
I'm a sharp shopper
a doctors
evil twin
I'm Mr. poppers
party popping
penguin
like David
Copper
I feel but
with saw blades
chains wips and chanted sayings
it con caves
with rubber hammer
an clamps yeah
they get canned
yet on camera
having eyes
on all
in wise ways
like in
hallways
your crawling
through
split in two sideways
and devised ways to fit two
in crawl space
having breasts strapped
with brawls flinging in all ways
with booty shaking
I'm skinning em
with cinnamon an lemon then
strippin them into raw tape

I'm itchin and my balls ache ~n~ I'm eatin raw cake.
Now i'm late. Walkin and texin till i fell in a lake.
Hearts break at Bad Ticker tate parades.
I lost Track of reality.
So i brought a Train to a river raid.
I gotta watch what i say. Cuz now the camera has eyes.
I got a cookin show. Go with the flow.
While i bake a microphone pie.

Same old....[Sigh] another cypher to drop knowledge in
Wrists ache, from all these old trophies I'm polishing
Real life struggles, with some un-relatable achievements
King, left crews with some undebatable bereavements
My life off the net, better than what you try to project
My wife off the net.....you'll want to die and reflect
I call her Hitler cos' she badder than your average bitch
With a white ass that's fatter than your African chicks
and she busty, I am going to dominate this site, trust me
It's a must g, already better than all of you, and this is me rusty!
Just see.

Well this is a must see
cuz he ain't got shit
It's a done deal
caught static like a next tell glitch
finishing my bachelors this week
and headed straight for a masters
dam I'm a bastard
sat on my ass till my ass hurt
and just some how
did nothing to achieve
I figure fuck it
if that's what they want to believe
let em suck it
like Bill Gates said don't be a hater
cause sooner or later you'll be working for me
I may be an asshole
but in the end I'm that same ass who
looked to himself to believe
didn't quit no matter
how scattered
my brains seems to be
I never ass them questions
like a pet detection
or put signs up like
BITCH MISSIN
take notes
just escape goat
what you kidding
not a fairy tale
more like a carnivore on a ferris wheel
its fair im kinda like ferris bueller
accept I didn't take the day off
I lived life for real
but I don't let it bother me
that others thought
I wouldn't be
what I thought
I oughta be
they knock me down
but I rebound an rebuilt
my own court when they wouldn't
throw the ball to me
because it never was my business
how they felt
or what the fuck they thought of me

What they thought of my key? Wasn't part of my combination.
Hate is an invitation, to fill my locker with intimidation.
Keep hatin!! Your'e mistaken. Your'e not a threat.
Talkin shit like your'e the best. STFU!! And try exceling at your text.
Instead of cashing all those checks, with no cash in your account.
Propel yourself away from all that gay sex in your mouth.
What's this shit about you being better than us? Are you dreamin?
Must've been looking to get an Ignorant Rap Cypher Achievement.
Well you got it!! And i mean it.. Nah!! Really you deserve it.
Yeah! I crack jokes. I'm the elephant in the room, But your the circus.
You don't like my name? Then go Short Circuit and Blow a Fuse.
Fuck your OralTexcellence.
I don't find it shocking that your'e blowin dudes.
@texcellence

Ignorant rap cypher, At first I couldn't see how your verse fit
Then I realized..
You're being ignorant to your own ability with this words shit
Fathered the concepts u rely on, about to leave u broken son
I'd say get a grip but It's obvious u typed that with ur nose n tongue.
I give you space to get better and rehearse some of ur verses
Uncles will need to dust off their tuxes and arrange some hearses
B'cos ur laying in the hole you dug with the spade I gave you
I'm pissing on this herb, even a back up generator can't save you

I'm fearless, careless & more than comfortable in my home
B'cos if anyone is taking shots, it's usually with their iPhones
Flash!

Ignorant rap? I think I'm more nigga than that.
Figuring if I give her the dragon head she'll gimme the lap.
I run laps around the tracks covering the ratchetest naps...
lickin me lame... niggas give daps when i'm mentioning that...
Givin me brain.. thats wat i meant if you were missin the facts...
gimme tha gat, lettin it spray like u spit at my flag...
lifting a mag ta load up the trey before i get wit a scrap...
cuz mad dogg 20/20 got me leanin wit that.
run the I formation- the bullet go deep so i'm leadin with that.
fuck a nigga and his bitch when they bleed in they trap...

With thought, I can have the earth & moon share sur-fa-ces
U inspire collisions too, desks & faces, I'm a word-smith-bitch
It's show and prove, Too much noise but not enough walking
With no intent to help the deaf I let my fingers do the talking
Read this and weep kids, at my weakest I'm still defeat-less
U could be on a plane typing, ur verses still couldn't peak this
Every concept has either been stretched, recycled or reworded
And only the great know it and can admit they r hardly perfect
But just know that when I lose my train of thought and tail off
Excluding me, everyone above is exactly what fails are made of!

a loaded boner
chilllin widda moaner known ta motor boat her
she fartin. tell that bitch to get marchin
ima marksmen her

Shadowy figure. Black as fuck. I still decided to friend her.
Besides, her body was cinders, a fucking photoshopped picture.
I stared, against my greater intentions... my extension gets bigger...
She coyly smiles... "Want any soda? I'm ordering Ginger--"
"Ale?" Yes. I'm ailing for a bit of loin mashing and slapping-tongue action.
Kicking my own ass when not acting in asking, like I needed tuff-actin Tinactin.
She read my mind. "I wanna fuck you... lets get this doggy-bagged, then some magnums."
"Thank you, Lord!!!" That ass snatching that fabric as those cheeks flapped, cracking
Made me wanna french kiss the small of her back a bit.
"This is where my barracks is." I examined the industrial Air Force palaces,
Aiming to predict the happenings of our genital marriages.
"Follow me..." We fucked in the women's bathroom with bystanders passing in.

Classic shit.

I'LL STRANGLER HER ON A WIMM
PULL THE STRINGS ON HER PUSSY
MAKE IT MUSHY
MAKE HER SAY I'M A KING
AND YOUR A WOOSIE
WE PLAY FOOTSIES UNDER THE TABLE
WHILE YOU nock on . WOOD
Living unstable

Kids are clutching, Fathered this, it didn't take much to kill them
So it was only right I put them in the corner... obedient children
Salt and pepper fresh, homie I'm seasoned with this typing shit
I'll start by raping your bitch.. guaranteed she'll end up liking it