Happy 240th, Nerds.
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With testicles like raisins.
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Diode you like like str8 newb
Bit i know u not. So mich respect homie! |
how you call anyone else a nerd is truly astounding
i mean...you square as muhfucka. embrace that shit nigga also fuck yo blind patriotism you dumb bastard |
i celebrated the 4th with my mexican neighbors except i learned they aren't mexican, they're from el salvador, they are legal, love america and trump, and modelo beer.
my truck battery went dead because i didnt turn my amp on and they gave me a jump, i went up to the store and when i got back they waved me over to their carport. we got wasted to the point i was speaking broken spanish and we were all having a joyous affair but word made me proud of america my pops is still on vacation in florida, so i got two states covered in tonights mega millions if i win i will pay for my neighbors families to come to america, i will buy this site off diode and kill the lime and bring back the eagle of freedom |
also the MACHISMO of the central american mind was a beautiful thing to behold. its been so long since i just got drunk with DUDES no homo, with no woman bickering and interference. they stayed inside tending the children while we hooted and hollared to our hearts content
meanwhile if i partied with the homies their phones blow up, they get harassed and shamed for being drunkards etc we need more legal immigrants bro's to put these entitled american cunts back in there place AND LETS TAKE THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE. |
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Embrace that shit. |
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thx friend |
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@sraL |
So you own that half of you looks like billy mays...and you shun the other johnny football aspects of yout face?
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just because you're a fat bald guy it doesn't make you prince albert http://smacknetwork.com/images/cawse...e13/3134_1.jpg |
Ur obv homosexual friend is standing behind u holding ur hips
I'm just gonna put that out there |
An obv homo friend who looks like a mix from the fat gay in modern family and John candy
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