Cancer commits suicide
 

Discuss.

Huh?

Never go full 2tripple0

You have committed faggacide

Sometimes ppl kill themselves knowing that they gonna die.
it's depressing tho

Lmfao I swear this was the most profound thought in the world to me when I thought it while drunk and high.

I was like 'oh shit...I think I just figured out the universe'

It is true tho...cuz once cancer kills the human, the cancer dies too.

S'ALL I'M SAYING.

Sometimes dying for the cause is more important than the actual outcome. Cancer is extremely brave for doing what it does.

Ur logic is flawed as cancer is still very present after claiming millions of lives.

Fuck urself moron.

But the particular cancer cells within that human die.

No?

It's not really suicide tho if it knows it's just going to live on elsewhere imo

FINE BAGS YOU FUCKING WIN.

I HATE YOU.

I just came

This thread went entirely to plan.

I thought this was an emo band

lmao pretty much

its basically the carcinoma version of respawning in Call of Duty while all the crew online

Man, I saw the thread title and was thinking they found a cure for cancer.

I was already calling my grandma to celebrate, when she answered I had already clicked on the thread and had to quickly make-up a reason for calling.