FN FINALS: Neighbor vs. Answer
 

10 Lines, due in 12 Minutes.

Post on time or you are DQ’d. No excuses. Cutting it close? Post an incomplete verse then. If you are late you are DQ’d.

No biting / recycling. Those are a DQ.

Short votes are acceptable. This is supposed to move quickly. No detailed breakdowns needed.

VERSES ARE DUE 10 MINS AFTER THE TIME YOUR THREAD IS POSTED


@Neighbor
@Answer

Your mom whoring to pay for a couple scraps; naked in someone's lap
You had fresh food cuz any time she needs bread, she's takin it from the back
A star in my hay day; ur wife's messy in the sack; pardon my place, Neigh
She covered in cum begging me to put Moana cuz my cock retarded like Hei Hei
You rappin bout magazines; workin out kinks; "what rhymes with gasoline?"
Her working out kinks involve penetration from 6 guys on a lat machine
Fuck you & ya WHOLE support group; Bullet Hose blow ya door through
I'll cover the Floor Rinsin' the Machine.. Dog Days are over for u
HOF?? BITCH.. Who have you BEAT? He thought "Battling scrubs is certain to work!"
Never got denominations cuz it's who you face on the bill that determines your worth

aka PurelyDef aka Alan Pysnack


You should've voted for @INF.. Twin Tauruses airin smoke when I shoot atchu.
No hidden meanings when I give Allegory death; I brought a parables to ya funeral.
Circle him w/ the lead; multiple choice of Glock clips when shots blitz.
Swappin mags - before I get to #2, Answer's face-down in 30 seconds - Pop Quiz.
Stretched-ass lines & forced wordplay's all you'll ever hope to achieve.
Ans, sorry.. but ya whole career's been a longer running joke than Aziz.
Expensive ammo for this fag.. bet these bullets'll crack shit.
See AP shell up when this Final Round hits - you better wear a Full Metal Jacket.
The silencer fall on Def ears; get executed after I batter you severely.
Clappin LOUD at the back of ya head like your Dad yellin, "ALAN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!"

Add one more bar, bro

OPEN FOR VOTES

my b, i couldve swore when i read the thread it said 8

good quick tourney guys


I've got answer here


Operner was jokes and fresh no pun intended... florence and the machine a cool concept, wp smooth enough on it... denomination was a good personal and very well delivered imo... workign out the kinks i thought was a fresh funny concept as well....hell of a FN verse

Neigh i like what you did with a lot of the flips, but i think this is the first time ive seen you be a victim of your time away (for me anyways)

Allegory has been done a few times (karpis, knight) so the freshness didnt register on the opener...flip on the answer/quiz followup was def pretty cool, but its a pretty tired concept overall... i did ansari in a similar way in our 100 line keystyle thing, again a good np but for me personally just doing it it didnt register as much...liked full metal jacket, and the closer was solid/funny


Good stuff guys.... Vote Answer

Going neighbor here. Good battle fags

lol these guys trying out their "hmmm maybe" bars in preparation for the battle tonight... genius

CAN WE GET SOME VOTES ON THIS??

Answer

2-1

denominations

Vs.

Dad yellin


I probably laughed harder at the dad yellin line but Answer was more polished. And could barely tell it was a FN verse. Props to both. Vote - Answer

3-1 more votes would be appreciated

Vote answer


....it was real close TBH... I gave slight edge to answer

Moana abs Workout kinks were funny and nice, Florence was bordering on too forced but I liked it actually closer was nice

Allegory could’ve been worded better, pop quiz was nice and closer was funny

Vote - Answer in a close one but just had more highlights, good from both though

Props to both on a great FN read

Thanks to all that voted

ANSWER wins 5-1 and is the FN Champion