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dull boy 02-11-2021 10:42 AM

WEEK 2: (1-0) Blue Vs (0-0) Flow (BLUE WINS 5-0)
 
Rules

1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post

Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
(excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv)

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST

@Flow you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

Flow 02-12-2021 06:32 AM

Everyone thinks you a goat? nah son your past it
Cus Im looking through hof thinking only summer classic
@Blue Bayou

Blue Bayou 02-12-2021 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flow (Post 800215)
Everyone thinks you a goat? nah son your past it
Cus Im looking through hof thinking only summer classic
@Blue Bayou

played concept. damn Flow, you've got some nerve clown
other guys that used the SC angle actually made it out of the first round
just booked a flight to London this shit is ya swan song
ya longg gone...leave you Shot Across the Pond with precision like Jon Rahm

@Flow

Flow 02-12-2021 03:42 PM

Bitch you lying like you flying straight here in first class
when we all know you’d really prefer taking the dirt track
Wife straight up gives Blue no ass.. she playing with you
The holes I ain’t made it out of ain’t shit compared to the one you ain’t made it into
@Blue Bayou

Blue Bayou 02-12-2021 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flow (Post 800242)
Bitch you lying like you flying straight here in first class
when we all know you’d really prefer taking the dirt track
Wife straight up gives Blue no ass.. she playing with you
The holes I ain’t made it out of ain’t shit compared to the one you ain’t made it into
@Blue Bayou


nah, i booked coach and now my shotty finna blow
don't worry bout dirt tracks, i'll cover yours up once i drag your body to a grove
& ur wife doesn't think your possessive, don't stress it dude
you've got ur Claws in her cuz bein drunks the only way she'll have sex with you

@Flow

Flow 02-12-2021 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou (Post 800248)
nah, i booked coach and now my shotty finna blow
don't worry bout dirt tracks, i'll cover yours up once i drag your body to a grove
& ur wife doesn't think your possessive, don't stress it dude
you've got ur Claws in her cuz bein drunks the only way she'll have sex with you

@Flow

Blue a bitch, fuck you going to do when I take the blade an peel skin
Cus the mood I'm in I'll be 'double draggin' like you and sin
Fuck the win, I don't care about this battle this loser can have it
N the only clause id be concerned about is reusing your old lines ... faggot

https://i.ibb.co/q72Hhs7/Screenshot-Blue-Bayou-Disc.jpg

Blue Bayou 02-12-2021 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flow (Post 800250)
Blue a bitch, fuck you going to do when I take the blade an peel skin
Cus the mood I'm in I'll be 'double draggin' like you and sin
Fuck the win, I don't care about this battle this loser can have it
N the only clause id be concerned about is reusing your old lines ... faggot

https://i.ibb.co/q72Hhs7/Screenshot-Blue-Bayou-Disc.jpg


that was discord, not NCs. be factual punk
still never been used in a battle. let me know when you drop an actual punch
a dragon/draggin wordplay?! it's crazy how bad that you write
that tag teams fictitious, unlike the one me & my homie had with ur wife

@Flow

Flow 02-13-2021 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou (Post 800252)
that was discord, not NCs. be factual punk
still never been used in a battle. let me know when you drop an actual punch
a dragon/draggin wordplay?! it's crazy how bad that you write
that tag teams fictitious, unlike the one me & my homie had with ur wife

@Flow

Just quit reusing your old shit. You’ll never win battling me
Bitch you take up-cycling to new levels of Pelaton faggotry
Haha see, I’ll drop a punch in your unborns ugly Jewish face, push its nose through it’s spine
The NBL was your baby..14 weeks in and we were all just hoping it died
@Blue Bayou

Blue Bayou 02-13-2021 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flow (Post 800292)
Just quit reusing your old shit. You’ll never win battling me
Bitch you take up-cycling to new levels of Pelaton faggotry
Haha see, I’ll drop a punch in your unborns ugly Jewish face, push its nose through it’s spine
The NBL was your baby..14 weeks in and we were all just hoping it died
@Blue Bayou


wackest bike bar yet, when is it you became complacent?
you were supposed to come back & make a statement. not literally make a statement
& calling me Jewish? flow, that trash is fake bro
but if i was doing 'curls on the side' your scrawny ass should take notes

@Flow

dull boy 02-17-2021 04:51 PM

Consensus

once Flow brought up the recycling punch angle, things got interesting. I thought Blue handled it perfectly though. Combing back with the “let me know when you drop an actual punch” was probably the best way he could flip it... then his “curls on the side” rebuttal to the weird Jewish punch from Flow sealed it. Easily the wittiest punch of the battle and a perfect way to tie in the missed punch from Flow.

Rebuttals weren't the strongest part of this battle to me. The bars themselves like Jon Rahm and NBL is your baby were great, but are more highlights from a reg battle. Pretty much all of the flips were predictable or uninteresting aside from curls on the side.

From a rebuttal aspect this battle was a let down. I was actually underwhelmed with Flow in this battle, as I was excited for him to join the league after seeing some of his previous material. As quoted by another judge above, the curls on the side punch was line of the battle, but I thought the way Blue handled the recycling allegation neutralized Flow's best attack, and then followed it up with a nice double team rebuttal. That exchange was the key to the battle, for me.

Verdict

4 judges felt Blue took it comfortably, while 1 thought it was close, but ultimately Blue edged it.

5-0 Blue wins


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