Week 1: Chyeahhh!!! (0-0) vs. Cereal (0-0) - CHYEAH WINS
 

Rules

This should be self explanatory, but for those who are unfamiliar with the 1-2 Punch League..

1. NO BITING
2. NO SWAYING
3. NO FEEDING
4. No RECYCLING

5. Must vote on at least 5 battles each week. Failure to vote on 5 battles will result in -1 votes deducted from your battle. Failure to vote on ANY will result in -2 votes deducted in your battle.

6. Voting much be at least ONE complete sentence with a decent explanation. (Vote: Bags as per tradition) WON’T COUNT!

7. Voting on Champ and Contender matches are required for all participants.

8. ONLY 2 TOTAL EXTENSIONS ALLOWED THIS SEASON. It’s literally 1 bar, extensions shouldn’t be needed but you’ll get 2 just for whining purposes.

9. NO TALKING ABOUT OPEN BATTLES! If you think you’re being hate voted against etc, contact a mod and we will handle it accordingly.

THIS WEEK ONLY
PUNCHES DUE ON SUNDAY
VOTING ENDS MONDAY MORNING
NEW BATTLES UP MONDAY EVENING




@Chyeahhh!!! @Cereal

I support death and taxes, all year unaware..
But i am pretty sure you do not have to be awake to know this FAGGOT wears a flower in his chachachyeahairairhier..

branded a killa! show up with Special K's and get this fucka robbed
He’ll think it’s surreal after I take his ring with the Frosted Flakes n’ Lucky Charms

Didn't think either one was that great, cereal really fucked up with that chachacha stuff, what was that?

Vote - Chyeeahhh

Both sucked.

Chyea didn't even rhyme, wtf lol.

Voters take the L here but even tho one didn't rhyme - he had the better attempt. Not even sure what the other guy was doing.

v/Chyea

Chyeeah got this despite not rhyming, what? Cereal had nothing

Vote chyeaaa

BARS!!!


vote - chyeah


Cha cha cha chea pet line?

V-chyeah

Even tho it didn't rhyme just better overall constructed punch, didn't understand cereal line, but props to both.

How the fuck does chey even have 16 wins lol

Vote : cheyah

v/ Chyeaahhh

U have to say it in a Bostonian accent, then it rhymes

^^lol ya it works, ish

No need to beat a dead horse but Chyeahhh won.

Cereal's attempt might be the worst bar I've ever seen in a rap battle tbh

Vote Chyeah, the bar ALMOST rhymed, depending on the accent. While Cereal wasn't even comprehendable.

Vote Chyeah but I cereal seemed to mess up his delivery... way too stretched. Chyeah wrote a nice sentence I assume robbed and charms rhymes in some accent. Robbed rarbed charms charbs... maybe you have a giant tongue Or you type with a cock in your mouth.

Either way vote Chyeah

Hey zelph here’s a sentence about how chyeahhh won this horrible battle, it even has commas, faggot, and a period.

votes:
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128428
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128436

Lol @ Des...yeah this vote is for Chyeah, Cereal's verse came across as some noob ass battlin' shit...like mine lol.

Vote - Chyeah.

Idk what’s up with cereal, props for showing up but you’re gonna need to step it up a lot if you wanna win. Chyeahhh bar wasn’t too good either but at least it was a battle bar and somewhat hit.

Vote Chyeahhh

Both need alot of improvement. I wasn't feeling this battle at all. Cyeah just made more sense.

V/Cyeah

I vote for chyeah

Lmao what even was this.

Vote chyeeah