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WEEK 8: Zuch 6-1 VS UserName 4-2 ZUCH WINS
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Let's clear the air...
Listen, I quit drinking, it's time to focus on health That said, I'll drop 10 pounds for every verse you wrote by yourself You’re fucking pathetic, Prowlers know you’re hopeless bud You spent a DECADE as “The guy who sells broken phones for drugs” “It’s Zooch like Cooch!” He says while laughing in friends’ ears That’s hilarious. Newsflash, we called you FAGGOT for 10 years Bro, this shit with Jamie’s twisted, such a shady gimmick Lookin’ like Zuch found his twin… and then had a baby with it Fucking Stick Figure, even you can smell the bitch in here Hang Zuch from a tree and it looks like the Blair Witch is near how about you stop asking friends for advice, to get a potent edge Every time you approach a line you stress Fracture like Derrick Roses legs Respectfully, I know you don’t wanna tango, Queen I’ll have Jamie hanging upside-down, naked like the Django scene Guys a chump, but he’s definitely not hard to spot Zuch's got his nose in everyone’s business... all the way from the parking lot |
Man, look.
I destroyed the NC gauntlet, trust my rep as the GOAT You’ve beaten legends too, like FGR, Zelph, then FGR again by a vote Lose weight? Bulking up for this bro’s surgical If you ever find yourself in a cutting phase PLEASE do us a favor and go vertical I’m a lone sniper, so stop with this crew nonsense Your partners will get picked from across the room like I’m assigning a group project Barc called you an icon? That’s got me squeamish with it You’re no posterboy, but your pic DOES hang above the toilets of bulimic women Guess I’ll beat you again, your skill gets absorbed from afar But wait, if I’m here... who the FUCK is wording your bars? You had a team alias on RM, it left me inspired son Aloe weighs less than me, and he still carried your fat ass the ENTIRE run Semi-auto hits your family, friends will rush for the stands I’ll turn your girl into a vegetable, you’ll never touch her again Sixth sense says you got enough pounds to end life One trip could make a story fall flat and kill a crowd like M Night ...... |
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Close: opener, twin, newsflash Step up from last weeks drop, but still not quite a peak UserName verse. Django and closer were pretty nice, but also had a couple misses mixed in. Quote:
Close: posterboy A couple bars came across too statementish. Liked the closer concept but wording is off to me. Clearly a dope write though, cause I ended up quoting half the verse. Vote: UserName. This is a tough one. Zuch has the edge on # of quotes but also had more misses. UserName was more consistent and his quotes were all strong, but some of his other hits were light. Can honestly see going either way on this, but I'm leaning towards UserName w/ a slight edge on creativity (6 mentions vs 5) and harder hits on the quotes. Zuch misses were a little bit worse. |
User
how about you stop asking friends for advice, to get a potent edge Every time you approach a line you stress Fracture like Derrick Roses legs Respectfully, I know you don’t wanna tango, Queen I’ll have Jamie hanging upside-down, naked like the Django scene Guys a chump, but he’s definitely not hard to spot Zuch's got his nose in everyone’s business... all the way from the parking lot Stick figure/blair witch almost made it First half of your verse was stale. Not feeling many witty ideas in there, or they needed something But then you picked up the pace. Bangers too, props Zuch Lose weight? Bulking up for this bro’s surgical If you ever find yourself in a cutting phase PLEASE do us a favor and go vertical I’m a lone sniper, so stop with this crew nonsense Your partners will get picked from across the room like I’m assigning a group project Barc called you an icon? That’s got me squeamish with it You’re no posterboy, but your pic DOES hang above the toilets of bulimic women You had a team alias on RM, it left me inspired son Aloe weighs less than me, and he still carried your fat ass the ENTIRE run Semi-auto hits your family, friends will rush for the stands I’ll turn your girl into a vegetable, you’ll never touch her again Consistency wins this one Voting Zuch |
User:
Yessssss a cracked iPhone line! My day is complete now. The closer was roflz too. Zuch: Lmao @ the Island line haha.. couple other decent quotable in there too. Not voting since I’ve literally never voted on anything here in my life, but cool lil battle kids |
USERNAME:
Listen, I quit drinking, it's time to focus on health That said, I'll drop 10 pounds for every verse you wrote by yourself A bit basic You’re fucking pathetic, Prowlers know you’re hopeless bud You spent a DECADE as “The guy who sells broken phones for drugs” Personals don't resonate with me like it would others “It’s Zooch like Cooch!” He says while laughing in friends’ ears That’s hilarious. Newsflash, we called you FAGGOT for 10 years This is so similar to the previous bar that it loses its luster Bro, this shit with Jamie’s twisted, such a shady gimmick Lookin’ like Zuch found his twin… and then had a baby with it Lol good Fucking Stick Figure, even you can smell the bitch in here Hang Zuch from a tree and it looks like the Blair Witch is near 2nd stick figure punch ive seen this week. I liked the other one more how about you stop asking friends for advice, to get a potent edge Every time you approach a line you stress Fracture like Derrick Roses legs Cool Respectfully, I know you don’t wanna tango, Queen I’ll have Jamie hanging upside-down, naked like the Django scene Meh Guys a chump, but he’s definitely not hard to spot Zuch's got his nose in everyone’s business... all the way from the parking lot Lol, probably better for a pic battle You got a couple chuckles out of me. Too many personals for my taste, but twin & fracture were the highlights. 7/10 VS ZUCH I destroyed the NC gauntlet, trust my rep as the GOAT You’ve beaten legends too, like FGR, Zelph, then FGR again by a vote Bit basic Lose weight? Bulking up for this bro’s surgical If you ever find yourself in a cutting phase PLEASE do us a favor and go vertical Cool I’m a lone sniper, so stop with this crew nonsense Your partners will get picked from across the room like I’m assigning a group project Oh. I like Barc called you an icon? That’s got me squeamish with it You’re no posterboy, but your pic DOES hang above the toilets of bulimic women Doesn't rhyme the greatest but kinda funny Guess I’ll beat you again, your skill gets absorbed from afar But wait, if I’m here... who the FUCK is wording your bars? This aiiiigh You had a team alias on RM, it left me inspired son Aloe weighs less than me, and he still carried your fat ass the ENTIRE run Wasn't feelin Semi-auto hits your family, friends will rush for the stands I’ll turn your girl into a vegetable, you’ll never touch her again Ok Sixth sense says you got enough pounds to end life One trip could make a story fall flat and kill a crowd like M Night Creative Cutting phase & group project were the standouts. Good verse though, most others were honorable mention. 7.5/10 Bro, this shit with Jamie’s twisted, such a shady gimmick Lookin’ like Zuch found his twin… and then had a baby with it how about you stop asking friends for advice, to get a potent edge Every time you approach a line you stress Fracture like Derrick Roses legs VS Lose weight? Bulking up for this bro’s surgical If you ever find yourself in a cutting phase PLEASE do us a favor and go vertical I’m a lone sniper, so stop with this crew nonsense Your partners will get picked from across the room like I’m assigning a group project I actually have User's quotes better than Zuchs quotes by a slight margin, but Zuch definitely had the more consistent verse/less misses and Posterboy > parking lot > M Night > vegetable. Vote: ZUCH |
User
Newsflash stung, simple but cool enough Stress fracture was dope Nose in everyone’s business was dope Everything else was nicely worded but were either just ok / had potential / all around lacking Decent verse, nothing too crazy Vs Zuch Cutting phase is nice Posterboy funny, cool Wording your bars harsh if true and cool Standouts from both have been quoted Zuch, you had less misses overall imo and I could’ve quoted a few more of your bars My vote - zuch |
Listen, I quit drinking, it's time to focus on health
That said, I'll drop 10 pounds for every verse you wrote by yourself “It’s Zooch like Cooch!” He says while laughing in friends’ ears That’s hilarious. Newsflash, we called you FAGGOT for 10 years Bro, this shit with Jamie’s twisted, such a shady gimmick Lookin’ like Zuch found his twin… and then had a baby with it Fucking Stick Figure, even you can smell the bitch in here Hang Zuch from a tree and it looks like the Blair Witch is near Respectfully, I know you don’t wanna tango, Queen I’ll have Jamie hanging upside-down, naked like the Django scene Guys a chump, but he’s definitely not hard to spot Zuch's got his nose in everyone’s business... all the way from the parking lot Vs Lose weight? Bulking up for this bro’s surgical If you ever find yourself in a cutting phase PLEASE do us a favor and go vertical I'm a lone sniper, so stop with this crew nonsense Your partners will get picked from across the room like I’m assigning a group project Guess I’ll beat you again, your skill gets absorbed from afar But wait, if I’m here... who the FUCK is wording your bars? Sixth sense says you got enough pounds to end life One trip could make a story fall flat and kill a crowd like M Night Fire battle guys. Those are the ones that hit for me. V/user. But could see this going either way |
Listen, I quit drinking, it's time to focus on health
That said, I'll drop 10 pounds for every verse you wrote by yourself Cool personal You’re fucking pathetic, Prowlers know you’re hopeless bud You spent a DECADE as “The guy who sells broken phones for drugs” Lol “It’s Zooch like Cooch!” He says while laughing in friends’ ears That’s hilarious. Newsflash, we called you FAGGOT for 10 years Sinple but kinda funny Bro, this shit with Jamie’s twisted, such a shady gimmick Lookin’ like Zuch found his twin… and then had a baby with it Nice Fucking Stick Figure, even you can smell the bitch in here Hang Zuch from a tree and it looks like the Blair Witch is near Cool how about you stop asking friends for advice, to get a potent edge Every time you approach a line you stress Fracture like Derrick Roses legs Nicee Respectfully, I know you don’t wanna tango, Queen I’ll have Jamie hanging upside-down, naked like the Django scene Nice again Guys a chump, but he’s definitely not hard to spot Zuch's got his nose in everyone’s business... all the way from the parking lot Cool closer Not as strong as your last verse against zuch but I guess it’s late in the season. First hand was all straight up personals but preferred the second half that was more actual concepts estroyed the NC gauntlet, trust my rep as the GOAT You’ve beaten legends too, like FGR, Zelph, then FGR again by a vote Cool Lose weight? Bulking up for this bro’s surgical If you ever find yourself in a cutting phase PLEASE do us a favor and go vertical Damn fire I’m a lone sniper, so stop with this crew nonsense Your partners will get picked from across the room like I’m assigning a group project Nice Barc called you an icon? That’s got me squeamish with it You’re no posterboy, but your pic DOES hang above the toilets of bulimic women Ok Guess I’ll beat you again, your skill gets absorbed from afar But wait, if I’m here... who the FUCK is wording your bars? Lol lots of inside jabs here You had a team alias on RM, it left me inspired son Aloe weighs less than me, and he still carried your fat ass the ENTIRE run Cool Semi-auto hits your family, friends will rush for the stands I’ll turn your girl into a vegetable, you’ll never touch her again Nice Sixth sense says you got enough pounds to end life One trip could make a story fall flat and kill a crowd like M Night Ok More inconsisten but the highs were higher here. I think both came weaker than last time round. Pretty even but lotb for cuttingnphase edges it Vote - zuch |
Vote - User
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Solid read. I think a lot of people won’t get all of the personals in this... and it’s too bad, because they were the highlights. First half of User’s verse. Second half of Zuch’s. The Jamie gimmick line... Zuch’s vegetable line was simple but really well executed (which is the best combo, IMO).. etc.
All in all, I think this was close.. but I think User barely edged it. Could go either way though. Both were entertaining to read. |
4-4. Need more votes here gentlemen.
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Listen, I quit drinking, it's time to focus on health
That said, I'll drop 10 pounds for every verse you wrote by yourself - i like it but it’s light You’re fucking pathetic, Prowlers know you’re hopeless bud You spent a DECADE as “The guy who sells broken phones for drugs” - is there a backstory to this? statementish “It’s Zooch like Cooch!” He says while laughing in friends’ ears That’s hilarious. Newsflash, we called you FAGGOT for 10 years - light Bro, this shit with Jamie’s twisted, such a shady gimmick Lookin’ like Zuch found his twin… and then had a baby with it - ok there’s that user humor Fucking Stick Figure, even you can smell the bitch in here Hang Zuch from a tree and it looks like the Blair Witch is near - boom, great visual how about you stop asking friends for advice, to get a potent edge Every time you approach a line you stress Fracture like Derrick Roses legs - was cool Respectfully, I know you don’t wanna tango, Queen I’ll have Jamie hanging upside-down, naked like the Django scene - came outta nowhere lol okay Guys a chump, but he’s definitely not hard to spot Zuch's got his nose in everyone’s business... - ehh concept is dated I destroyed the NC gauntlet, trust my rep as the GOAT You’ve beaten legends too, like FGR, Zelph, then FGR again by a vote - i mean he did win tho lol, zelph and fgr took the harder hit here Lose weight? Bulking up for this bro’s surgical If you ever find yourself in a cutting phase PLEASE do us a favor and go vertical - daddy likes, mean shit I’m a lone sniper, so stop with this crew nonsense Your partners will get picked from across the room like I’m assigning a group project - wooo banger Barc called you an icon? That’s got me squeamish with it You’re no posterboy, but your pic DOES hang above the toilets of bulimic women - didnt like it Guess I’ll beat you again, your skill gets absorbed from afar But wait, if I’m here... who the FUCK is wording your bars? - statement, see user’s decade bar You had a team alias on RM, it left me inspired son Aloe weighs less than me, and he still carried your fat ass the ENTIRE run - aight, seems like its been done Semi-auto hits your family, friends will rush for the stands I’ll turn your girl into a vegetable, you’ll never touch her again - lol this was so simple but a goody Sixth sense says you got enough pounds to end life One trip could make a story fall flat and kill a crowd like M Night - almost, wanted to like it 3-3 in quotes.. could really go either way .. so i’m gonna vote based on my fav line and that was the sniper one.. v zuch. but just know i hate u both equally |
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