This segment of the show with me is ABSOLUTELY troll and roast worthy...let me have it, I deserve it.
 

http://wjla.com/news/videos/the-pet-...t-3-02-26-2016


Have at it boys. For the record, I hate seeing myself like this...

I have much to say about this.

lol hairline looking like the bumper on the bat mobile

lmaooo

lmaooo

Lol u legit look scary as fuck over there stroking that mutt n nodding agreeably every 2 secs.

Tucked in cintas FTW

<3 u Phil but if I see u outside my window at 3am I'm calling the folks for the first time in my life

Lol when Phil said his dogs name was Sherlock Bones he grinned n looked to the newscaster waiting for a reaction w/ a face like this

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...zmu6ZZ1I7LOi9A

Dblpost

Ahhh such a sweet gentle man

Btw.. Hook me up wit that doctor

Bout to watch

Lmao dissapointingly normal

Ur bracelet is for fagits

But u are a normal human as far as I can tell

Good job


Dr Katy would get PLOWED too. Sheesh.

Bruh, I stalked her Twitter page. She's always posting sexy photos and shit. She's trying real hard to be a brand that remains close to sex.

My bracelet is dope as fuck though, nigga.

Lmao how did i miss this. Good shit.

the first words out your mouth were "this is sherlock bones" and this is already my fav netcees related piece of internet

dead

Everyone sleeps on Chill Phil

Well, this just spinning heel-kicked me out of my house.

UNLETHAL WEAPON

If I had to describe this to somebody who didn't know what the internet was, I'd say INTERVIEW WITH VLADIMIR KLITSCHKO-EGOR AND HIS SIDEKICK HOMELESS RAMPAGE JACKSON

This is like teaming up with Geno all over again but with 10000000 more chance at success.

This was like a cable-access SNL skit.

This looked like the scene where baby sasquatch Jack Black rides on the back of big sasquatch


Nice to see the taco bell dog getting work again. YOUR MOVE LOHAN

So yeah, I pretty much loved it. Did you pull Scooby Snacks out from under your nutsack? I'm like YO WHERE THAT TREAT JUST COME FROM THO

well played, P-Max