Week 5: Mag/Chat/Predictions
INTRO Waddup you ol pussy ass niggas! Yeah alotta u niggas soft tbh. Alotta bitching, whining and swaying going on week 4, but guess what that means? Text is back muhfuckas! Lmao. Anyways week 4 was pretty solid, with week 5 having our seasons first champ match. Lets get it!!! BATTLE REVIEWS https://media2.giphy.com/media/C2djZWNQXggjS/giphy.gif Slechtn vs Awww Shit Decent little match here. Awww shit didnt really bring the pubches here tho, his verse lacked alot tbh. Slechtn did what he had to here dropping a couple solid hits n he took the dub here. Suthaveli vs Schadenfreude One of the better battles this week forsure imo. Thought this one was idealy close too. I honestly like both styles both these competitors bring. Suth jus came up a bit short here and Schad countered and snatched the W here. Maximus vs Destroyer Honestly, I liked this little battle here. I dont think both did extremely dope, but they did not do bad either. Both played the safe route and landed some sure solid hits. Was diggin a lil from both here, but Des stayed pretty consistent and got him the win here. See u in the contender match. ;) Lotto Smirk vs Mr. J Tbh, this wasnt half bad neither. Lotto seems to be coming out of a slump n shows some promise. I thought that closer was pretty dope. While Mr. J came with the personal route I didnt think his shit was bad neither. If he had finished that verse, possibly a diff outcome, maybe? Lotto took this one. Infiltration vs Reza Honestly I thought Reza came way harder the week before last but he kinda let me down this week. Inf saw what he was up against and pretty much dominated this one. Aero vs Barcotic Here we go guys, botw. From Barcotic having votw prior to this matchI forsure thought he had this in the bag. Aero dropped a nice verse here imo, prolly the best verse he typed in awhile. Barc jus fell short here, not saying his verse wasnt good, Aero's was jus better and he took the dub in this match. BOTW https://media0.giphy.com/media/l0MYD...R4xG/giphy.gif This one goes to the Asian and the Canadian. Aero vs Barcotic Aeros verse starts posting upset, swaying, has no control over himself Witty's dad thread, every post lets us know he's that much closer to death Ghost from a tec, Desperado style, leave holes in this man I'm bringing a guitar to open mic like musicians at a poetry slam A pole in each hand (pause) AND liquor? I'm maiming him I'll get drunk and draw on you, that's a wine and paint event Even in large cities I'm noticed.. he's frail, no one's flocking to him Last girl to spot you in a crowd raised the bar off your chest at a popular gym You scare easily, start internet beef if you dare seeing me I'll be at your crib from a transaction online that's Air BnB Bad temper, when I yell hold me back I become a thug Last time Barc yelled hold me back he gave an unwanted hug Haven't won a tourney yet bitch, & Schad left you forever upset Call him the Fresh Prince, gave you a Summer Classic you'll never forget Growing old is rough, but women say I look great, toned & buff I hear you're getting good looks too,. cuz your jumper is broke as fuck Your girl let my sperm crust on her, you ignore, it's a shitty facade She's trying to explain the foreign film you're hoping she means City of God You really are odd, sniper on the roof to make you ghost partner Get your car lit up from a block away that's a remoter starter Vs Barcotics verse On my dick is where ur whore stays, actin sloppy runnin bored game, beatin the box be foreplay.. that's Jumanji found a weapon im certain to spark, the cal is present metal that will have u curled in a park, no calisthenics challenge ended. a fight? stop grinnin like u tuff ur a Christmas tree; apply roundhouses to ur limbs n light u up flattened tons w/ heavy beatings, wanna face me b? just know I'd tap ur mug in any meeting, call it A.D.D on rb I gave u the business'n u aint risen yet, lad battle career's at such a standstill, it should be an internet fad vs ill nik-A in BA? u neeeeeed to improve w/ the pen his verse made u look like a bird & for no phoenix would do it again 3-0? 2 no shows is why'n only proves the shit is fake yeah u got here on ur own, now try opponents who participate PLZ diss my tats! I stay chin up w/ bold grins, fucker .. ur just looking at relinquishing u could give up ur own skin colour ur bleeding since u chirped w/ a dude lookin to throw gone tribal; sleeping in the dirt w/ a few hooks to the nose homicide detectives after barc, I tell em stay tuned they searchin for more pieces of ur heart than Zelda playthroughs VOTW https://media1.giphy.com/media/hPP3tdJZS0QvK/200w.gif Goes to the boy Aero, props are deserved when there due. Good shit bro. starts posting upset, swaying, has no control over himself Witty's dad thread, every post lets us know he's that much closer to death Ghost from a tec, Desperado style, leave holes in this man I'm bringing a guitar to open mic like musicians at a poetry slam A pole in each hand (pause) AND liquor? I'm maiming him I'll get drunk and draw on you, that's a wine and paint event Even in large cities I'm noticed.. he's frail, no one's flocking to him Last girl to spot you in a crowd raised the bar off your chest at a popular gym You scare easily, start internet beef if you dare seeing me I'll be at your crib from a transaction online that's Air BnB Bad temper, when I yell hold me back I become a thug Last time Barc yelled hold me back he gave an unwanted hug Haven't won a tourney yet bitch, & Schad left you forever upset Call him the Fresh Prince, gave you a Summer Classic you'll never forget Growing old is rough, but women say I look great, toned & buff I hear you're getting good looks too,. cuz your jumper is broke as fuck Your girl let my sperm crust on her, you ignore, it's a shitty facade She's trying to explain the foreign film you're hoping she means City of God You really are odd, sniper on the roof to make you ghost partner Get your car lit up from a block away that's a remoter starter POWER RANKINGS https://media1.giphy.com/media/TuJqcWEP23m8g/giphy.gif Top 5, top 5, top 5... 1. Aero 2. Scadenfreude 3. Destroyer 4. Cred 5. Barcotic Honorable mentions: Suthaveli, Infiltration MATCH UPS/PREVIEWS https://media2.giphy.com/media/4cpqFamWB2dq0/giphy.gif Champ Match: @Aero vs @Schadenfreude Oouuuuu, this one looks to be good here. Potential botw also. Aero dropped the best verse I've seen from him while Schad been doing his thing week in and week out. Definitely gonna do down here. I just wanna see the verses already tbh. Lol, lets givem a show my niggas. Contender Match: @Destroyer vs @Cred Ohh yeah, I see you Des. Playing that quiet roll til u get ur shot. Well here it is muhfucka, lol lets givem a good one fam. @Infiltration vs @Barcotic Honestly, this could be possibly a botw here too. Inf is definitely a threat while Barc shows week in and out he's BEEN one. My advice is neither of u should sleep on ur oppenent here. Barc seeking revenge for that L and Inf tryna stay undefeated. We'll see what happens here. @Jayson Fresh vs @R!canTheoryz Jayson I see you boy. Rican, u gotta put in that work here. Jayson been pming me his verse early every week since hes been in this shit, so I see what the boy could do so show up and make this one good my G's! @Legion vs @Maximus This should def be a decent little match here. Hopefully both bring out some of there better punchlines so they can show they pose a threat in the NBL. Definitely look forward to this one too. @Slechtn vs @Mr. J Slechtn be having bars tbh, sometimes he rewords his shit to many times and even messes up his own punches tho lol. Mr J seemed busy his last 3 weeks in the league, hopefully he could put a whole verse together this week so we could see a nice match. @Tic vs @CBA Yessir, this one should def be another good match to see. I like CBA and what he brings to the table. Tic a former NBL champ be doing his thing too. This one has potential forsureee. @Lotto Smirk vs @Suthaveli Suth been doing his thing all season so far going up against tough competition and showing out. Lotto has yet to see any real comp. That changes here. Lotto better bring some fire here if he wanna stay on top of the ranks. @Killing Spree vs @Reza vs @breach My bad in the 3 ways yall. Lol not enough participants to keep it even. Breach obvious alias, reza has potential and kill spree knows what hes doing but always says he got no time. Should def be an interesting match to say the least. Hopefully they all come dope tbh. OUTRO lets make this week a dope one my niggas. @Lotto Smirk @Killing Spree, just a reminder you guys are out of extensions. That means if u dont drop on time this week u'll be receiving an automatic L. No questions. The rest of g'luck this week. |
Cool mag. LOL'Ed at the first gif.
I'll do battle reviews for next you're too kind in your assessments. |
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dope verse @Aero
def didn't get enough props for some of my shit like "beat in the box before play" but no hard feelings, there was no robbery. good shit. fire battle |
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That tap your mug in any mtg ADD line was under appreciated. Clean. But yea you had a dope verse. I never thought I'd beat you TBH. Had a drink to celebrate. |
Niggas love my styleeee
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@Schadenfreude . Dead in a bucket was coo, but..
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Gd show. |
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I never played the game either lol it was from the movie w/ robin williams the game lets off some drum beat noise before they play it, etc |
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And word @Suthaveli, your first 4 bars were crack, U did have too many gay jokes tho..lol |
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I'm eulogizing you. |
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I like you but have to pretend I'm mad. You're like a cute kid who took a crayon & scribbled all on the walls. I cant stay mad at you. |
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decent mag, heads up.. |
Tight work
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Means you got titties but a handsome face.
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Well, this mag delivered
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